September 16, 2021

Episode 180 | ”Judge Joe”

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Si & Veronica are feeling the little joys of the simple times for episode 180! Big life updates this past week from both JLaw with her pregnancy and Britney Spears with her engagement. Rest in peace to comedy great, Norm Macdonald. The VMAs had some great performances from Lil Nas X, Normani, and Chloe Bailey, and Olivia Rodrigo racked up a decent amount of awards like her mentor Taylor Swift in years past. The Met Gala mostly disappointed with the too broad ‘Murica theme, but co-chairs Billie Eilish, Naomi Osaka, and Timothee Chalamet pulled out some lewks. Nicki Minaj has tweeted nonsense about her cousin’s friend’s most likely STI-ridden testicles saying that the COVID vaccine caused his condition. If that isn’t enough of a yikes moment, Vee went “Yikes” to CBS’s upcoming reality competition show called “The Activist” that pretty much pits people against each other to see who virtue signals the “best”. The kicker? One of the hosts has famously done black face! We are back down to only one night of Paradise a week, but that doesn’t mean we are lacking drama and love connections. Joe and his pack of “disgruntled females” took on the clout-chasing couple and Brendan and Pieper ultimately decide to send themselves home. Will new men coming to the beach give Natasha another chance at love? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica hope to make some ~champagne poetry~ for episode 179! After a long nine months of pregnancy, Drake birthed Certified Lover Boy to top the charts. “Rick and Morty” will be coming out with a live action version that will definitely pander to Si with casting Christopher Lloyd from “Back to the Future” as Rick. John Mulaney gave us an update on his eventful past year and how much more eventful his future will be now that he and Olivia Munn are expecting a child together. Cardi B and Offset welcomed their baby boy this past week. Nick Jr. got Millennials in their feels with a viral video of Steve from Blues Clues giving us all closure for when he left for college. Rest in peace to accomplished actor Michael K. Williams. Vee laughed through her “Yikes!” moment of Peppa Pig shading Donda after her album ranked higher on Pitchfork’s scale. The beach was wildin’ out this week with some potentially scheming new arrivals. At least our girl Natasha has had some social media justice for how Brendan and Pieper tried to play us all. And the paradise crew sort of misdirected their anger at D-listers Chris and Alana. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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September 1, 2021

Episode 178 | ”Smokeshow”

Si & Veronica aren’t going to jail for this episode 178! Donda dropped over the weekend and everything surrounding it has been controversial to say the least. Drake has fired back by dropping billboards, IG posts, and interrupting SportsCenter to announce the release date of Certified Lover Boy. Lil Nas X used a parody of Drake’s IG post to announce the date of his full “Montero” album. Tik Tok finally banned the Milk Crate Challenge from their platform so we don’t have to see that dangerous stunt anymore. Much to Veronica’s chagrin, Jake Paul is still making money off of fights. Will Smith got to congratulate his successor for the dramatic reboot of “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. Vee went “Yikes!” to Scott Disick trying to petty bond with another one of Kourtney’s exes and got called out on IG stories. This week in Paradise was one dumpster fire after another. People are self-sabatoging, cakes are being thrown, and the boom boom room is being occupied. Becca joined this week and she might be taking Demi’s crown as queen of the beach. And exes are joining the beach next week… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are delighted for this sunny episode 177! The artist soon to be “formerly known as Kanye” is fueling continued beef with Drake after he released his address on IG. Who will release their album first? Is this all a marketing ploy? Kylie Jenner has all but confirmed her pregnancy, but Tik Tok theories seem strong. OnlyFans was about to ban porn due to pressure from banks and payment companies, but this week of free advertisement and backlash made them reconsider. There is some new music coming down the pipeline from Ed Sheeran and Kacey Musgraves that will probably be setting the scene for a sad girl/boy fall. The crate challenge has clowns all over the internet trying a dangerous stunt. Grimes made a clown of herself with her submission to the “is he hot or?” Tik Tok trend trying to defend her billionaire boyfriend. Vee went “Yikes!” to the baby from the “Nevermind” album cover suing Nirvana for “child exploitation and pornography”... 30 years later. Paradise gets hit by Hurricane Demi this week and she’s already showing how insecure she is! Thomas the Tree joined this week and Katie’s season of men go full mean girls on him. Riley and his giant biceps take Maurissa right out from Connor’s cat nose. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are booming into episode 176! Kanye is still withholding Donda from us, but is going back home to the Chi for ANOTHER listening event. Drake’s hairline is withholding us from a full Loverboy heart because of hair loss post-Covid. Travis Barker made his return to a plane for the first time since surviving a crash in 2008. The worst throwback is happening with anonymous app Yik Yak returning to the scene. A huge step in the #FreeBritney movement happened this past week with Jamie Spears agreeing to step down for an easy transition with the conservatorship. An old Awkwafina interview is going viral and having Black Twitter question her blaccent. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued fatphobia surrounding anything Lizzo does, especially the release of her new single and video. Si thinks her crying on IG live fuels the haters more, but why can’t people just decide to not like her music and not make it about her looks? It’s finally Paradise and the beach is STACKED with hotties… and age gaps. Everyone and their uncle (see what I did there?) got the first kiss of paradise. Demi is about to stir the pot as a vet on the beach, while other vets, Tahzjuan and Joe, are whining and moping mostly. Can’t wait to see how the different guest hosts do with this rowdy bunch. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are keeping it connected as best as they can for episode 175! Lizzo is coming back strong with a Cardi feature on her new single. In the most MGK and Travis Barker fashion, the duo announced their upcoming album with matching tattoos. Beyonce is poking the hive with her latest interview stating that new music could be on the way soon. Bitch betta have my money… Well Rihanna has billions of dollars of it as she joins the billionaire club. And she smells like money too with her new, sold-out perfume. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston almost broke the internet this week with rumors of them dating. Are they more than just friends? Vee went “Yikes!” to Chet Hanks in general, but this time specifically for his anti-vax and anti-mask rant after his own parents had severe COVID-19 cases. Someone just take his phone away already. Katie’s season is finally wrapped up, but Bachelor Nation/ABC made sure to make it a nice 3-hour long finale for the ad dollars. Aunt Lindsey is the final boss of all aggressive and rude relatives. Katie and Blake are happily in love as each other’s sloppy thirds. Greg had “no ragrets” not even one letter after watching himself back on After The Final Rose, but Katie might with how hard in the paint she went on him. But, hey, thank god it is almost Paradise!! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling ~foine~ for episode 174! DaBaby is getting dropped from festivals left and right in the aftermath of his homophobic and generally disgusting rant. ScarJo is going up against the Mouse for a breach in her contract relating to when “Black Widow” was slated to be released on Disney+. Chrishell is mixing work and pleasure by dating THE Jason Oppenheim. Saweetie has a McD’s meal hitting the menu this week that is perfect for pulling into the drive thru with your bestie in a tessie. Beanie Feldstein will star in the newest addition to the “American Crime Story” series on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal. Vee went “Yikes!” to ANOTHER grown man just NOW finding out that maybe he shouldn’t say the f-slur. This time it was Matt Damon and he had to have his daughter tell him why it isn’t “a joke.” It’s another bubble season of mediocre “hometown” dates. Blake’s was almost an exact copy of Serena P.’s Canada date. Justin didn’t even reference “Hairspray” at all for his Baltimore date. Greg showed his best side and then his absolute worst, gaslighter side. Men will really go on the Bachelorette instead of going to therapy. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are braving the Atlanta summer storms for episode 173! Kanye got his own day in Atlanta and has now set up shop in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium to finish his album. He did break Apple Music’s streaming record with 3.3 million people watching the Donda listening experience from home. Bennifer are IG official but many conspiracy theorists are sniffing out similarities between recent pics and stills from the “Jenny from the Block” music video. The Summer of secret weddings continues with Issa Rae getting married in the south of France this past week. Tommy Dorfman publicly came out as a transwoman after admitting that she had been living privately that way for the past year. Vee went “Yikes!” to DaBaby’s homophobic and stigmatizing comments that he tried to disguise as “audience participation” at last weekend’s Rolling Loud festival in Miami. This week on the Bachelorette really played with our hearts with Michael A. self-eliminating to go be a good dad to his son James. As us viewers were still licking our wounds, we hop right into the Men Tell All. Not long into that there was some face licking that happened for Catsuit Connor and a very special paid audience plant! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are on the road again (well Si is) for episode 172! Halsey welcomed their new baby with boyfriend Alev this past week! Kanye is making his comeback with a new album named after his mom and a listening party in his birthplace, and the pod’s hometown, Atlanta. He also produced Lil Nas X’s new single, “Industry Baby,” that drops this week. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue revealed Hot Girl Meg, Leyna Bloom, and Naomi Osaka as the cover stars. All roads lead back to Lebron as it looks like Adele is dating his agent, Rich Paul. Lesbians will be getting their own reality show this fall with “Tampa Baes” dropping on Amazon Prime. Vee went “Yikes!” to Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his phallic spaceship. The real “Yikes” was him thanking employees and customers for funding his 10 minute space trip when that money could easily help solve hunger or vaccine rollout! Katie brought Seattle to the Hyatt this week for Greg’s mediocre one on one date. The dates only got more awkward with suggestive floral paintings and uneasy cuddling. With hometowns on the line, she really didn’t hold back with sending people home… except with Andrew who came back from his elimination just to dump her back. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are xoxo gossip girling for episode 171! ScarJo and CoJo (Colin Jost for those not ~hip~ to the slang) are expecting their first child together. Juvenile is asking people to back their azz up into a parking spot to get a vaccination with his very 2021 remix. Drake is pulling out all his Lover Boy moves with taking Johanna Leia to the Dodgers game as his album hits the mixing phase. Halsey released the cover art and trailer for her new album that will be taking us back to the renaissance. For a second week in a row Wendy Williams has been messing up and this time it was enough to make Vee go “Yikes!” Chris Harrison might be joining “The View” now that he is without a hosting gig. His former employer, the Bachelorette, had a wild week of recycled dates and the men not knowing how to properly spill tea. Catsuit Connor had a very teary goodbye, while Blake fully lost out on the WOWO Challenge after consoling Katie. Four men went home… and then straight to the shores of Paradise. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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