Si & Veronica are maybe feeling ya for episode 230! Bachelorette put us through four (4) hours of not sexy enough content this week. Rachel swore she wouldn’t use the “L” word yet, and then she used it with two men! Jesse is acting a therapist to nearly everybody as he just waits to move resorts for Bachelor in Paradise filming. Both ladies do a lot of jumping into water as metaphors to taking the next big step. Gabby sent both Johnny and Jason (those damn J names) home for not being ready to commit… meanwhile Erich and her had a tiff about the nature of Fantasy Suites. Rachel seemingly tried to talk Zach into breaking up with her and he wasn’t having it. And we still have two weeks to figure out how this all ends! Hannah Brown’s bro and Jed Wyatt’s ex are officially married, and Clare Crawley went IG official with her new beau.
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Justin Bieber is suspending the rest of his “Justice” tour because of his declining health. Kim K wants to be as cool as us and will be having a legal/true crime podcast hitting Spotify soon. Don’t worry about Shia LaBeouf as he has some new roles coming down the pipeline. But, the “Don’t Worry Darling” drama only got better with the most bizarre premiere and press run behavior at the Venice Film Festival. Did Harry purposely spit on Chris Pine? Vee went “Yikes!” to Leonardo Dicaprio pretty much confirming with his most recent breakup the known data set of his previous gfs and that they cap out at age 25. But just as quickly as that “Yikes!” came in, it went out with Kanye posting more about Pete in the trauma ward and other drama. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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