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Si & Veronica are on Sasquatch watch for episode 274! Charity and her crew are in the mountains in Washington for a cinematic week of dates. Dotun and her conquer some fears by bungee jumping from the tallest bridge in North America. Meanwhile, back at the house the dudes are starting back up their beef with Brayden and how he views the process. For the group date, the men are put to the test by some young girl “scouts” (aka child actors in sashes with fake badges) to see who has good survival skills. For some reason, Aaron B. wins the extra time at the kissing tree… and that reason is probably just to amp up the drama between him and Brayden that explodes during the after party. The producers worked overtime this week to get Charity to overhear the juicy parts of the argument that leads to her taking Brayden to the side and him going home because inherently they aren’t on the same page with where things will end. Xavier got the second one-on-one of the week and they went to a fruit festival. He proves that he is more than surface level compliments and isn’t like her ex. All the dudes are lulled into a false sense of security for the cocktail party until Brayden flip-flops through the woods to apologize one last time to Charity before getting berated by Aaron B. again. Will other past flames show up during the rest of the season? Gerry Turner has been revealed as the 71-year-old Golden Bachelor. A couple Bachelor Nation folks are expecting: Clare Crawley and her husband via surrogate, and Shawn Booth and some mystery woman. 

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Lindsay Lohan has welcomed her son this past week. It is divorce season with Ariana Grande and her hubby Dalton Gomez along with Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello heading for splitsville. Gigi Hadid got briefly arrested for having weed on her as she headed to her Cayman Islands vacay. Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods have been spotted back together. Vee went “Yikes!” to Miranda Lambert stopping her concert and calling out fans taking a selfie in the first row. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Drink Water" Jon Bariste ft. Jon Bellion, Fireboy DML

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Si & Veronica are feeling like they can do anything with Barbie for episode 273! Charity takes the boys to Oceanside, Ca. for this week of dates and starts off by giving Brayden the VIP treatment with a helicopter ride and one-on-one date in the Padres ballpark. He lived out his childhood fantasies as a fan, but isn’t buying into the whole engagement fantasy just yet. Jojo and Jordan help host a Barbie and Ken themed date where all the men tried their best to sing for Charity’s heart. Dotun was the dark horse to get the group date rose, but the darkest horse was Warwick getting a one-on-one. The “big kid” date to Belmont Park proved that Warwick was really only a pretty face to Charity as no sparks flew and he was sent home. Aaron B. breaks the top Bachelor Nation rule by talking about another contestant during his cocktail party conversation with Charity. Brayden is the biggest threat in the house right now and Aaron can’t keep his name out of his mouth to try to protect Charity, but both get to stay another week. Katie Thurston will be one of the leads on the new season of FBoy Island. We got two couples from BIP Canada season two, including Chelsea Vaughn (Matt James’ season) and Austin Tinsley (Katie’s season). 

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Logan Paul proposed to his model gf, Nina Agdal. Britney Spears got smacked by Spurs player security guard and her team is pressing charges. Threads has hit the social media scene, and Elon Musk and the Twitter legal team aren’t too happy about it. Will Threads have staying power? Veronica went “Yikes!” to the collective internet outrage around Keke Palmer’s baby daddy shaming her hot outfit and Jonah Hill’s ex posting their text messages of his version of controlling “boundaries”. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Show Me" by NIALL SULLIVAN ft. Eddy I.

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Si & Veronica are feeling patriotic for episode 272! Charity is getting into the swing of dates and starts off the week with a picture perfect first one-on-one with Aaron B. He talks about going to therapy and how his coin was double-sided (no shit) and they bond over being from military families. The first group date is the 4th DodgeBowl and they made digs at Yosef’s blow-up over Clare’s DodgeBowl. The pink team came out on top and Adrian from the green team got the MVP, even though wrestler Caleb deserved it more. Adrian and Brayden start their beef over maturity and mindset, which carries the drama for the majority of the episode. The second group date brought back Gabby and Rachel to host a chemistry show to see who is going to break the longest Bachelor Nation kiss with Charity. Joey shows up and shows out and they slam that record into outer space. Meanwhile, the dudes who head back to the house after watching the historical makeout make Brayden question Charity’s character. The BBQ cocktail party replacement goes well until Charity gets conflicting stories from Brayden and Adrian but ultimately keeps them both in the rose ceremony. Who will she trust moving forward? 

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Robert DeNiro and family are mourning the loss of his 19-year-old grandson. Pop culture is mourning the loss of the creator of the Clapper and the Chia pet, Joseph Pedott. Pete Davidson has checked himself into rehab to deal with some ongoing borderline personality disorder and PTSD issues. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued trend of throwing items at musicians as they are performing, with this instance being Kelsea Ballerini being hit in the face by a bracelet. Is the potential clout getting to people’s heads? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• Making The Band (Danity Kane)" by Earl Sweatshirt

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Si & Veronica are ready to take out the luggage with Charity for episode 271! We are back on our bullshit with the premiere episode of season 20 of the Bachelorette. They had rain for the limo entrances, but at least they gave Charity a fancy pagoda to stand under. Limo entrances ended with a special guest… her brother! Even though production gave him a laughable disguise, he definitely had some intel to give his sis about some of the dudes. We have all the professions covered with professional wrestlers, jumpers, software salesmen, and even some healthcare bros. Brayden got some bombastic side-eye for being so giddy over his makeout session with Charity, but it earned him the First Impression Rose! Will he be made a villain all season? Will Charity be a fakeout queen? Only time will tell. Bachelor Nation announced that Serena and Grocery Store Joe will take over hosting Bachelor Happy Hour, which seemingly unceremoniously canned Michelle Young and Becca Kufrin. There seems to be a new power couple in the franchise… 

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Ryan Seacrest will add host of “Wheel of Fortune” to his lengthy resume starting next season. But will Vanna White stick around without a raise and her beloved co-host? Jennifer Lawrence squashed the rumors that her and Liam Hemsworth had an affair whilst he was married to Miley Cyrus. Taylor Swift called off her Swifties from bullying John Mayer in preparation of her “Speak Now” re-release that includes the track “Dear John” that folks think is about her relationship with him. In an episode full of successions, Rihanna is stepping down from her CEO role with Savage X Fenty. Vee went “Yikes!” to a member of the audience throwing a phone and hitting Bebe Rexha at her recent New York performance. He did it to “be funny,” but last time we checked, several stitches around the eye socket isn’t a great joke. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Summer Baby" by Jonas Brothers

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Si & Veronica are back recording on Juneteenth for episode 270! We are so ready for there to be a new season of Bachelorette because there isn’t a ton of Bach Nation news… Kelley Flanagan has a new Greek boo that she put to the test taking him to her sister’s wedding. Madi Prewett gave Vee a bit of the ick with her takeover of her friend’s engagement pics. Tayshia is living her Carrie Bradshaw fantasy in her chic Soho apartment that she redid with Williams Sonoma. 

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Kourtney Kardashian Barker made her pregnancy public with an homage to a Blink-182 music video at their recent concert. Brody Jenner and his pregnant girlfriend are now engaged. Vee went “Yikes!” to Pete Davidson just now getting charged and having court dates set for a reckless driving incident that happened months ago. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Basquiat" by Asake

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Si & Veronica are ready for the Bachelor offseason to be over for this episode 269 (nice)! One of Bachelor Nation’s hotties, Tyler Cameron, made a trip to the A this past weekend to help preview the new nightlife spot, Wicked Wolf Atlanta, with other reality stars, including Tom Schwartz and Food God (Jonathan Cheban). Many other Bachelor Nation stars attended CMA Fest and Wells has been reporting live from the beach that is full of Gen Z’ers. In other reality news, Vanderpump Rules had their third and final part of the reunion for season 10 where Raquel goes over the real timeline of the affair and how Tom made her lie about things in her final confessional in the last 5 minutes of the show. Lala has been apologetic for how hard she went at Raquel in the reunion after seeing how brainwashed Raquel was. 

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The internet was abuzz this weekend with rumors of Kelis and Bill Murray dating. Tory Lanez’ legal team has delayed his sentencing in the case around the shooting of Megan Thee Stallion and prosecutors are still looking for him to be sentenced for 13 years. Johnny Depp has picked five charities to split up the $1 million he was awarded in his case with Amber Heard. Pat Sajak announced that the 41st season of “Wheel of Fortune” will be his last after 40 years hosting the show. But what about Vanna? Vee went “Yikes!” to the former CEO of Dippin’ Dots being arrested naked after an alleged assault of him to his girlfriend. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Who Told You" J Hus ft. Drake

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Si & Veronica are back in the game for episode 268! We are getting closer to Charity’s season and her cast of eligible men has been released. Not as many name crossovers but we are trying to figure out who will be final 4 worthy or even next Bachelor worthy… Matt James’ mom is in talks to be cast for Golden Bachelor. Will other Bachelor Nation single parents be up for the casting call? Andi Dorfman was wed to Blaine Hart in Italy and looked gorgeous. Tyler Cameron went on “Out of the Pods” and talked about how if he was given the Final Rose it would be super likely that Hannah and him would be married and together to this day. Get your flip flops ready because Jesse Palmer and Wells posted that they are off to Paradise to start filming! 

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Rest in peace to icon Tina Turner who died in her Swiss home a few weeks ago. Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are no more and supposedly it wasn’t ever that serious. Swifties are also side eying her new collab with Ice Spice for a variety of reasons. Is it just a PR stunt? Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are back together and better than ever and were seen doing a lot of PDA at one of the Eras Tour stops. Al Pacino is joining is pal De Niro with becoming a new dad again at the ripe age of 82 with his 29-year-old girlfriend. Vee went “Yikes!” to Danny Masterson of “That ‘70s Show” fame getting convicted on two counts of rape. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Mona Lisa" by Dominic Fike

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Si & Veronica are ready for family dinner for episode 267! Kaity and Zach are doing something abnormal in Bachelor Nation… by going back to their normal jobs. Kaity is back to her 12-hour nursing shifts and LA isn’t on the horizon for them as a couple. But, they did join other old school and new school Bachelor favorites for some marathon “Almost Famous” pod recordings with Ashley I. and Ben Higgens. The whole gang (including Clare Crawley, her husband Ryan, Rachel Recchia, Gabby Windey, Chris Harrison, and Lauren Zima) grabbed dinner together and boy do we wish we could’ve been a fly on the wall. There aren't a ton more details about Golden Bachelor yet, but Martha Stewart said it isn’t completely off the table, but she would have to get a sneak peek at her bachelor(s) first. On a recent podcast, Kaitlyn Bristowe talked about how she was discouraged from sharing her bisexuality by the Bachelor psychologist and was warned that it would be used against her. In other reality TV news, Love Is Blind season 3 couple Colleen and Matt are moving in together after two years of marriage. 

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Ariana Madix is making her press rounds with her hitting the big time with a guest spot on Call Her Daddy. Billie Eilish and Jesse Rutherford have reportedly broken up. Robert De Niro and his baby mama were seen at Cannes. Taylor Lautner sort of knows that he is the favorite ex of Taylor Swift… but wishes John Mayer the best as Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) is coming out soon. Vee went “Yikes!” to a paparazzi/photographer fueled car chase of Harry and Meghan after an event in NYC. Some folks think they did it for publicity, but why would you want to recreate how your mother, Princess Diana, died? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "When Love Sucks" Jason Derulo ft. Dido

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Si & Veronica are still sweaty from the dance floor for episode 266! It is finally here!! “It” being the confirmed announcement that The Golden Bachelor will air on Mondays this fall. But is it a miss to air a show about 60-year-olds at 10 p.m. EST? Bachelor alum, Colton Underwood, has a husband now! One of the twins from Ben Higgens season/BIP, Emily Ferguson, welcomed her first baby this week. Alexis Waters, known for loving dolphins but doing her limo entrance in a shark costume, got engaged to longtime boyfriend over her 30th birthday weekend. Is Tayshia Adams heading that same way with supposed boyfriend Luke Gulbranson of Summer House? The pair was spotted in Tiffany’s looking at rings. * side-eye emoji * 

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The Weeknd might be going with his weekday, aka government, name soon. Will this be his turn into more acting? Sports Illustrated announced their cover stars for their swimsuit issue and they include Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, Kim Petras, and Martha Stewart, who at 81 is the oldest cover star. A couple couples had some secret-ish weddings recently. Kate Bosworth and Justin Long are married after it only being one month since their engagement announcement. Chrishell Stause and G Flip had a Vegas wedding this past weekend. Bill Hader and Ali Wong are giving their love another go after briefly dating last fall and being spotted together again. Vee went “Yikes!” to the conspiracy theory that potentially the Spears family is using AI to put up the front that Britney is either not missing or worse… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Jericho" by Iniko

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Si & Veronica are heading into wedding season for episode 265! But one of Paradise’s seemingly strong couples will no longer be heading down the aisle. Brandon and Serene posted a joint Instagram post saying they have ended their relationship but there has been no specific tea spilled just yet. We wish them the best. Lesser known Bachelor Nation cast-off couple, Spencer (Tayshia’s season) and Sam (Clayton’s season) have also called it quits. BIP Canada season 2 has kicked off and it looks like some of these Americans are there to make waves. Should we get a VPN to watch? We talk at length about how Jess might’ve been a dark horse from Zach’s recent season after seeing her post-show glow-up. 

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The writers’ strike is impacting the MTV Movie & TV Awards and Drew Barrymore has pulled out of hosting. Ed Sheeran won his copyright infringement case but do you think that “Thinking Out Loud” and “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye sound the same? Khloe Kardashian’s baby boy’s name might finally be revealed as Tatum Robert Thompson. Taylor Swift had a busy weekend of her rainy Nashville shows confirming that the “Speak Now” rerecorded album is coming this summer and helping swirl the dating rumors between her and The 1975’s Matt Healy. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Brown and Usher potentially fighting and Robert De Niro being a 79-year-old dad of an infant. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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• "Fire" by Russ

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