Si & Veronica jump all over the place for a jam-packed episode 73! In honor of Missy Elliot’s upcoming VMA award, we set the mood with one of her classics. But, her soon-to-be award still being named “The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award” made us question if it should be renamed. Natty Light and Four Loko have entered the groupchat of all the seltzer brands with the release of their own bubbly canned cocktails. Speaking of food and beverage, the pod duo go on a common food dichotomies tangent after Cardi B declared that anyone who keeps ketchup in the fridge is not to be trusted. Vee went “Yikes!” to a movie called The Hunt even being a thing in this terrifying mass shooting climate, but Universal Studios redeemed themselves. It’s week 2 on the Mexican beach, and the arrival of some new dudes are shaking the ladies (and the dudes) to the core. This was also the week of a secrets getting revealed from Hannah G. and Demi. Paradise barely gives us time to breathe but that is how we like it! Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by OG ComPODre Courtney aka CMoney for episode 72! You might remember her from episode 31 -- and if you don’t go back and listen, you fake fans! The Internet has been wildin’ this week with tweets about 30-50 feral hogs, number neighbors, and the vice president saying that people should be on their knees more. The Hadid sisters had some relationship news with Bella and The Weeknd breaking up (queue up a new heartbreak album!) and Gigi being seen on MULTIPLE dates with Tyler C. from the Bachelorette! Veronica went “Yikes!” to John Travolta’s creepy appearance in the new Pitbull “3 to Tango” music video. The meat of our convo surrounds the drama with Bachelor in Paradise and the different love shapes that are being made. With the release of text conversations between Blake and Caelynn, who is the *said in an extremely Billie Eilish voice* bad guy? Week one already has us questioning what behavior is slimy and what is okay when it comes to dating around. Bachelor in Paradise is already super spicy so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica serve up a sample-themed episode for number 71! Before we could even hop into the slew of songs and their samples, we went on an outfit tangent about Si’s favorite free shirt. We had a couple cute relationship updates after learning Bindi Irwin mirrored her parent’s love story and after seeing all the makeout pics from Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes. Is their relationship real or just for press? Our thoughts go out to Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas in the wake of their dog’s tragic death. We are hyped for our mans Lil Nas X breaking the longest running streak at number 1 for the Billboard Top 100, but he might be having to pay big money for a copyright suit surrounding his song “Carry On” and one by the same name. Katy Perry and friends are waiting to hear how much they have to pay for using Flame’s beat from “Joyful Noise” in her song “Darkhorse.”  The finale of Hannah’s season took us a crazy journey and TL; DR, she really effed up her decisions overall and Jed is trash! Bachelor in Paradise is up next so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on that as well! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica get a little catty with our milestone 70th episode! Speaking of cats, the trailer for the movie based on the Broadway production of the same name will be giving us nightmares for weeks! Si is excited to announce that he is gaining a new nephew early next year and can’t wait to be a fun uncle! Veronica is still hating on Taylor Swift and her surprise drop of another single from her upcoming album. She’s sold out to the streaming services after being the biggest opponent of them (after Jay-Z and him creating his own exclusive service). We saw some engagements with the daughter of the Crocodile Hunter (are we old enough for her to get engaged?) and Wells Adams from Bachelor Nation fame with Sarah Hyland. Vee went “Yikes!” to the backlash Kamala Harris is getting from Swifties for attending a fundraiser at Scooter Braun’s place? Will passionate stans affect the outcome of the 2020 election? We get into a Mini Main Topic about chivalry. Is it dead? Or has it evolved? The men told all this week… well mostly Luke P. gave us prolonged silences, but all the same! Will Mike win his campaign for Bachelor or will it be a dark horse like JPJ! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by awesome couple Melissa (@striderrulz) and Caleb (@caleb_w_hallman) for our super special episode 69!!! The Internet never disappoints and this past week was no exception with the barrage of Area 51 memes, people making themselves old with FaceApp, and alligators being found in Chicago parks. Veronica went “Yikes!” to the Boss Bagel brawler and to Jermaine Dupri’s blanket statement about female rappers only spitting lines about sex and clothes (as if male rappers don’t do the same). The real meat of our convo this week was breaking down what Melissa and Caleb call “Relationship Anarchy” with their open relationship/marriage. Hop on the learning train with us as we squash the stigmas around relationships outside of monogamy! If you don’t get anything else out of this episode, always remember that communication is really key. We did a quick round-up of Hannah’s Fantasy Suite journey and we couldn’t be happier that Luke P. was finally told (and flipped) off like we have been doing to him from our couch all season long!  Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (barely) survived the long 4th of July weekend to bring you a hot new episode! We had a mix of happy and sad Quick Hits this week with the news of Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes potentially FINALLY being a couple and the tragic early death of former Disney star Cameron Boyce. There were also ups and downs in the Netflix world with Stranger Things 3 breaking streaming records and the announcement of Friends leaving in 2020. Veronica is still riding the high of the USWNT winning the World Cup, which sparked a quick debate (an accidental “Mini Main Topic,” if you will) on the complexity of pay equality. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued racism surrounding the pick of Halle Bailey for Little Mermaid and the trending #NotOurAriel hashtag. Hannah went home with four men this week… and it looks like she will be taking all four to bed AKA the Fantasy Suite. Can’t wait to see the spell of Luke hopefully break next week, but I hope that isn’t replaced by a spell cast by cheating-ass Jed… But when hasn’t Hannah let me down? Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are back on our bullshit of hanging out all the time and bringing you a dope episode 67! Si has a phone again and our sound effects are back, so no more complaining and no more a cappella shoutouts! We had to do a Lil Nas X update as he came out to close Pride month and made a panini with Gordon Ramsey. Truly an icon. Summer blockbusters are in full swing, as well as trailers for new movies including a pod fave franchise, the Jumanji reboot. Disney is continuing to make diverse moves with casting Halle Bailey (of Chloe x Halle) as the lead in Little Mermaid. Facebook and Instagram weren’t letting anyone be great with their latest outages and we revisit how much the world depends on these time-sucking apps. If you haven’t been on the internet at all in the past week, you wouldn’t know a thing about the Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun beef. We’ve got you covered with our full breakdown. Hannah continues to disappoint us with her decision-making skills this week on The Bachelorette. We truly see how Garrett is messy bitch who lives for drama and he goes out in a blaze of bologna. Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica… and special guest Taylor Marie are here to party with some leftover White Claws from a beach weekend in Hilton Head! We are happy Si survived flipping his canoe, and he really has been prepping for when he is inevitably on the Bachelor by not having a phone!! We realized we currently live in the past because spicy nuggets are for sure coming back and so is Toys ‘R’ Us. If a time traveler came to 2019 right now they would definitely be confused. In Billboard chart news, Miley ranks among the few to chart under three different names and Drake takes the Beatles spot for second most top 10 songs (Madonna still holds the #1 spot). Vee went “Yikes!” to Dr. Phil (or should we call him Dr. Spill?) revealing when the wedding for Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner will be held. Taylor Marie had some strong opinions and personal connections to the decisions that Hannah is currently making on week 7 of the Bachelorette. And our list of men we hate on the show continues to grow!! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica come off a life-changing weekend to bring you all a hopefully life-changing episode 65! And yes, Vee did meet the Jonas Brothers, and she can die happy now! In MCU news, Avengers is rereleasing Endgame to theaters with extended/extra footage and Keanu Reeves is looking to enter the Marvel world. Both co-hosts learned something new this week about Juneteeth and cryptocurrency. Veronica went on a diatribe about the air of ickiness surrounding Taylor Swift’s (probably) well-meaning pride-focused single. It just feels kind of “Yikes!” to have a straight pop star making the LGBTQ narrative about her. Let us know your thoughts! Si gave us a peek behind the curtain of a Bachelor/Bachelorette casting call. In current Bachelorette drama, ABC wasted our time with an episode that was mostly a recap! But, at least our girl Hannah finally stood up for herself and told the boys to shut their petty asses up! We also did a quick Bachelor in Paradise preview and it is already looking saucy! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica got retro with it for our episode Nintendo64! We both had jam-packed weekends with Ari concerts, friend’s bdays, and collectively crying over the Netflix rom-com “Always Be My Maybe.” The JoBros may have spilled the tea on a My Chemical Romance reunion (peep our opening song for one of our faves from the band). DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber both picked some fights this past week, but doubtful that either will come out on top. And we called the Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper split, just sayin’. Vee had a big “Yikes!” over Miley stealing the work of feminist cake artist @thesweetfeminist for the promo of her new collab with Marc Jacobs benefitting Planned Parenthood. We got Si prepped for his upcoming Bachelor casting call by pulling out some known producer questions, as well as whatever Vee thought would throw him off his game! In current Bachelorette news, week 5 was cringeworthy and frustrating to say the least. We are starting a petition to get Luke P. off the show (well, Veronica is at least), as well as a petition to shake Hannah awake so she can make some real decisions! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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