Si & Veronica are freezing up and feeling things for episode 147! Veronica’s heart is BROKEN now that Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan are IG official. Streaming platforms are keeping us fed with content, such as new movies on Netflix every week and the ‘Sex and the City’ reboot hitting HBO Max. Justin Timberlake is making a bold move by premiering a song for his inauguration performance. Demi Lovato got trolled for taking to the studio to fight the injustices seen at the Capitol last week. Is this the new Kendall Jenner Pepsi can situation? Vee (and Si, and most people, honestly) went “Yikes!” to unverified dms from Armie Hammer to a woman claiming how he is a cannibal and wants to hold her beating heart. We aren’t here to kink shame but this seems a tad far. Matt gave us plenty of shirtless moments on week 2 of the Bachelor… but was it enough to push past Queen Victoria’s asinine fight? We also hope that Matt closes his eyes to kiss from now on. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica celebrate the first episode of 2021 and the 3rd anniversary of the pod for episode 146! We predicted it and now it is coming… Kim and Kanye are getting a divorce. Dr. Dre was rushed to the hospital for a brain aneurysm and we hope he will be home soon. Harry Styles has found his “Olivia” with PDA-packed pics of him and Olivia Wilde hitting the scene. Vee got real with her “Yikes!” as the Capitol was overrun by domestic terrorists trying to stop what they say is the stealing of the election from Trump. New year, new Bachelor season; and it looks like Matt James will not disappoint. We had some feelings about the vibrator, Queen Victoria, and Matt’s opening prayer. How messy will it get when new girls are brought on? We also discuss the breakup of Pilot Pete and Kelley and it seems like Peter is just not over the pilot lifestyle of flying from girl to girl... Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by Kate Steinberg from “12 Dates of Christmas” for the last pod of 2020, episode 145! Both of us had something to say on WW84 and if you should watch it. Shia LaBeouf continues on his spiral downward with his firing from Olivia Wilde’s newest project. Iggy Azalea called Playboi Carti out for being an absentee father on Christmas. Twisted Tea is the newest defense mechanism of choice after a viral video shows a racially charged feud ending in someone being smacked by a can. Vee went “Yikes!” to Hilaria (or should we say, Hillary) Baldwin’s allegedly fake accent and Spanish heritage. She played herself! We got all the tea on “12 Dates of Christmas” with our special guest, Kate Steinberg! She tells us about how Hinge really is the app made to be deleted, how fateful her time at the castle felt, and what it feels like to be the newest darling of the dating reality show world. Be warned, there are some spoilers! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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December 24, 2020

Episode 144 | “Adultz Bop”

Si & Veronica are looking for a girl like Shakira for episode 144! Ariana Grande is engaged… again! We are interested to see how this more private relationship will do. Comedy’s golden boy, John Mulaney, checked himself into 60 days of rehab for his alcohol and cocaine struggles. This week marked some planetary alignment with the Great Conjunction, as well as the Winter Solstice. But December 21 was known on Twitter as the day for Black people to get their superpowers. Aly and AJ are bringing us an adult version of their bop, “Potential Breakup Song.” Vee went “Yikes!” to the viral Elle piece on Martin Shkreli and his “relationship” with journalist Christie Smythe. We wrap up this chaotic Bachelorette season better than Santa’s elves. Even though Vee is still heartbroken about Brendan, we agree that this has been one of the best proposals of the franchise. But both of us wish we had an After The Final Rose for more closure! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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December 17, 2020

Episode 143 | “Cheat Code”

Si & Veronica are feeling folksy with episode 143! Taylor Swift is not out of the woods yet and surprised us with folklore’s sister album, “evermore.” In the world of reboots, there are winners and losers. This week’s winner is an “iCarly” revival coming to Paramount+. This week’s loser, much to Vee’s dismay, is Lizzie McGuire after failed attempts to get Disney to allow Lizzie to be a ~spicy~ adult. The Paul brothers continue their journey of eternal assholery with Jake Paul trash talking (and throwing trash) at Conor McGregor and his coach. Tom Cruise cussed out his crew on Mission Impossible 7 (we had no idea there were that many movies…) for breaking COVID protocols. Vee went “Yikes!” to Shia LeBeouf’s alleged abuse of FKA Twigs (and potentially others). It was a busy week in Bachelor Nation with two episodes and Tayshia dumping a lot of men. The Men Tell All didn’t tell us much more and just confirmed how disgusting of a human Yosef is. The final four men brought some fun cardboard versions of “home” to La Quinta. How will they make special/separate fantasy suite rooms next week? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are all lubed up (IYKYK) for episode 142! A piece of our childhood was killed this past week with the shuttering of Radio Disney. YouTubers are making forays into different industries these days, with Logan Paul set to box Mayweather and the “leak” of a very choreographed sex tape of Jay Alvarrez. We may have to wait longer to listen to Drake’s new album, even though OBJ said it was dropping New Year’s Day 一 which wouldn’t that be the best way to ring in the new year? Ariana Grande will be dropping a sweetener tour movie on Netflix as a nice christmas gift to the Arianators. Olivia Jade joined the ladies of Red Table Talk to discuss the college admissions scandal and all that she has learned since then. Vee went “Yikes!” to how KFC and Lifetime are NOT kidding about a Colonel Sanders themed mini-rom com. The Bachelorette this week was bookended by Bennett looking like a sociopath. But in the middle there were some more deep talks about suicide, name changes, and cheating. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by comPODre couple Taylor Marie and Rey for episode 141! Elliot Page came out as transgender with the pronouns he/they. Drake is diversifying his investments with a new Nike sub-label called NOCTA and some sexy candles for the ladies. Rihanna is breaking the general public’s heart with rumors of her dating A$AP Rocky. Vee went “Yikes!” to the viral brunch video of a Black man scolding some patrons for twerking at their table. Who is on the right side of the culture with this one? Should they have been kicked out or not? We dived into the Bumble success story with Taylor Marie and Rey and how they have maintained their relationship over the past couple years. We also gave some insights into what we like or don’t like when it comes to dating apps. This week’s episode of the Bachelorette got heavy with Zac and Ben telling Tayshia about their struggles with substance abuse and bulimia, respectively. Even Vee isn’t #TeamBennett anymore after his spiral this week, but who will Tayshia send home? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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November 26, 2020

Episode 140 | “Cornucopia”

Si & Veronica are thankful for you all and this episode 140! Another awards show, another thing that we didn’t watch but give you the footnotes on! The Weeknd won at the AMAs but got a major snub from the Grammys. Drake Bell has rebranded as Drake Campana to take his career to the Spanish-speaking world. Sherwin-Williams missed out on potential marketing gold by firing a part-time employee for his viral Tik Toks. Taylor Swift may have gotten her masters back under her wing, but Dave Chappelle is facing a similar battle for the show that bears his name. Netflix obliged him by taking down “The Chappelle Show” from its platform until he can gain ownership of it. Vee went “Yikes” to all the controversy surrounding Sia’s new movie “Music” and its lack of actual neurodivergent actors to fill the role of the lead on the autism spectrum. This week on the Bachelorette was probably one of the best episodes we have seen in awhile. They got deep with Ivan and Tayshia’s talk about being people of color in predominantly white spaces. They got funny with the men faking orgasms into the resort intercom. But in general, Tayshia reminded everyone she was not here for the bullshit. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are coming off of some (you guessed it) shenanigans for episode 139! Both of us are in our romantic feels with our opening song pick and some of our recent watches as we head deeper into this dark cuffing season. But at least Vee has Michael B. Jordan’s beautiful self as the cover star and People’s Sexiest Man Alive to give her something hot to look at. The Weeknd was announced as the halftime performer for the Super Bowl in February. Two of music’s baddest bitches have albums dropping in the next couple weeks, first Megan Thee Stallion with her (technical) debut album “Good News” and then Miley Cyrus with “Plastic Hearts.” We are hyped for the Fresh Prince reunion that is out NOW on HBO Max. Just when we thought LinkedIn was the slowest to hop on the “Stories” game, Twitter entered the arena with their version called “Fleets.” Harry Styles becomes the first man to grace the Vogue cover solo and in a dress no less. Vee went “Yikes!” to the conservative pundits’ outdated commentary on masculinity, as well as everyone acting like Harry is the first musician to don gender non-conforming clothes. Tayshia got down and oily with the men this week on a couple group dates. Are you Team Ed, Team Chasen, or Team “why is this beef even a thing?” Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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November 12, 2020

Episode 138 | “Lunch Meat”

Si & Veronica are refreshed and vibing for episode 138! We pay our respects for the Jeopardy legend, Alex Trebek. In the music world, Roc Nation made moves to sign Christina Aguilera; and Post Malone for the first time since 2017 made moves off of the Hot 100 charts. With Halloween a couple weeks behind us, ‘tis the season for some Christmas content. JoJo dropped a new holiday album, and a lesbian holiday romcom starring KStew will be hitting our screens in a few weeks. Even though it seems like most of the world didn’t know it, Emma Roberts is pregnant and now holds the title as the first pregnant covergirl for Cosmo magazine. The mighty have fallen when it comes to celebrity megachurch Hillsong’s rockstar pastor and his wife as they were fired this past week. Vee went “Yikes!” in a funny way to the whole Four Seasons snafu with Trump’s press conference venue. For a tad more of a serious “Yikes!”, we questioned Eva Longoria’s misspeaking on MSNBC by calling Latina women the “real heroines” over other women of color. We had two episodes of Bachelorette to catch up on as there was a mostly peaceful passing of power from Clare to Tayshia. Clare showed her true crazy on her final episode and mini “After The Final Rose”. Tayshia is already proving to be the Bachelorette for the people with how smoothly she is handling the spotlight and the new hotties. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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