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Si & Veronica are feeling the love for this Valentine’s Day episode! [Insert heart eye emoji]. ICYMI: We cover what we consider to be the highlights (and lowlights?) of the Grammys, including Cardi B’s win, Drake’s cut-off speech, and JLo’s Motown tribute. Cardi B also got a big ole YIKES out of us with her thanking the late Tom Petty for Grammys congratulatory flowers. But you might not even know about that if you didn’t catch it before she deleted her IG over miscommunicated beef. Update on 21 Savage: he is out of jail on bond! The main meat of our episode covers the trials and tribulations of the holiday known as Valentine’s Day. Has capitalism killed love? Is V-Day even a thing (besides being the name of the day Veronica uses to celebrate herself)? Listen for some quality advice, but if you forget EVERYTHING, just refer to the title of the show. When it comes to love, maybe don’t refer to Colton’s moves on the Bachelor because this week was filled with awk convos and a water-spitting makeout in the shower. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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February 7, 2019

Episode 046 | “Savage”

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Si & Veronica see each other almost too much but we still have fresh takes for this episode 46. The Super Bowl surprisingly gave us a lot to talk about even though it was so underwhelming. Adam Levine, or should we call him Adam Lev'meme' after all the internet fodder the halftime show churned up with his shirtlessness, questionable dance moves, and ‘70s pillow-patterned shirt. Atlanta was buzzing over more than just the Super Bowl being in town with Bow Wow getting into a fight over Shaq talking to his girl, and then the big news of 21 Savage being arrested by ICE. The internet never sleeps, and there were plenty of reactions (good and bad) to the British-citizen-turned-Atlanta-rapper’s situation, and we made sure to break it down. Week by week we are slowly not being bored to death by Colton’s quest for love. This week taught Heather how to kiss, Demi how to “use her survival resources,” and Si what can be determined as a “statement dress.” Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are groovin’ into episode 45 on some old jams made new by Weezer. We are lucky we aren’t sick of each other because we have seen each other nearly every single day since last episode! This week in quick hits, we had some heavy Kardashian-Jenner and Ariana Grande themes. The T. Swift vs. Kardashian feud may finally be over with Kylie’s new Valentine’s Day lip kits including Taylor’s song titles as color names. Celebs are just like us and can get foreign language tattoos that don’t mean what they expected them to... cough cough, Ari and her new Japanese tattoo that means BBQ grill. The polar vortex and Trump’s ignorance on global warming made us go YIKES this week! The horrible news of Jussie Smollett of Empire being attacked in Chicago in an apparent hate crime made us question why this kind of behavior is okay in 2019. Week 4 of Bachelor brought the bursting of one feud and the end of another, all while against the beautiful backdrop of Singapore because obviously the Bachelor franchise has enough money to make up for Colton’s lack of personality! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived Vee’s bday and the copious amounts of leftover cake and alcohol to make it to today’s episode. With both of us being media nerds, we were excited to talk more about the battle of Fyre Festival documentaries, IG stepping out on Twitter to reaffirm how their algorithm works, and a new frontier for shows and interactivity. Cardi B continues to be the queen of clapbacks with her political commentary and taking on the internet’s conservative princess, Tomi Lahren. We debate the allegations against Chris Brown in Paris and the impact of media on how he is framed. Soulja Boy is making a comeback and dragging Drake while he is at it! Is this the slow spiral of Wheelchair Jimmy? Is Soulja Boy back to run the rap game? Only time will tell. Week 3 of The Bachelor brought more of the Beauty Pageant Beef to the surface, and Demi is making herself out to be the new Krystal/Corinne hybrid villain. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica celebrate Vee’s birthday for episode 43! Get hyped for one of the OG power wom collabs as our intro song! We are only a few weeks into 2019 and we already are teeming with memes and viral internet movements. Only in this day and age would people like a picture of an egg more than Kylie Jenner and do challenges featuring Jeff Bezos’ cheating texts. Hulu was savage by dropping their Fyre Festival documentary a full week before the highly promoted Netflix one. Is this the 2019 version of  the movies “No Strings Attached” vs. “Friends With Benefits”? We caught up with Cardi’s still ratchet ways and Chris Pratt’s big engagement. Big Prediction: Jay Z might get implicated in all the R. Kelly news with his own potential predatory relationships. This week’s episode of The Bachelor included some great comedians and some great one-liners from the girls to make up for the lack of personality in Colton (in our opinion). Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica just barely made it to recording this episode after surviving a decently painful,  three-hour-long Bachelor premiere full of homemade wine. (Shameless plug to check out our #TipsyTalks on Instagram stories). We caught up with the Kevin Hart/Ellen/Oscars situation, Pete Davidson’s new flirting target, and some big allegations against Cristiano Ronaldo. Welcome to our new segment: Yikes Moment! We kicked our first one off with some skeevy behavior from Gordon Ramsey with Sofia Vergara from a 2010 appearance on Jay Leno’s talk show. The new docuseries, “Surviving R. Kelly” was our main topic with the age-old debate of whether you can separate the art from the artist or not. The R&B world has already had a lot to say on this... Don’t worry, we also shared our thoughts from the whirlwind of sequins, sloth costumes, and stealing more time with Colton found in the first week of The Bachelor. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are back for the new year! We are celebrating a full year of doing the pod AND Si can officially say “anniversary” without Vee yelling at him for grammatical errors. We had a long list of quick hits to kick off the new year. As always, we keep you updated with what is going on in Ari’s dating life and what Kanye is tweeting now. There was a big announcement about the KimYe family’s growth amidst continued beef with Drake (He follows Kim on IG! He had Kylie and Kendall at his NYE party! Will the drama ever end?). Don’t worry, we talked about the movie that the internet has been buzzing about, Bird Box, and laughed at how far people take online challenges. We are excited to start this new year with you all and talked about some of our 2019 goals. We even recounted some of our fave episodes! Having a hard time making resolutions? Here is one for ya: Listen to Future Bachelor every week! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy New Year!

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Si & Veronica were joined by comPODres and Si’s longtime friends, A.J. and Z for a special last episode of 2018! We are both still home for the holidays, so with the power of modern technology and a lot of cords, Si brought Vee live to A.J.’s basement! Santa treated both of us well and brought the drop of the trailer for Jordan Peele’s new horror film, “Us,” that got the classic song “I’ve Got 5 On It” stuck in all of our heads. With A.J. being a guest on the show, we had to let him flex his hip hop head muscles and teach us a thing or two about who could really be crowned the king of hip hop. And our girl Z had some thoughts on what has made Cardi B so big. Vee finally had another lady in her corner for some of the more ~gendered~ discussions, and Si had his brother from another mother there to support him for this episode. Besides discussing Cardi B’s rise, we had to talk about her very specific reasoning for vacationing with Offset. We gave our girl Ari a little more airtime this week and Miley, too, with some song and non-song related news. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy New Year!

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Si & Veronica don’t know what time is anymore with the crazy amount of pop culture news that has happened since the last time we were on the mic. We are definitely in a holiday mood with the themed parties, ice skating, bad Netflix movies, and everyone’s favorite boy band holiday song. There were some quick updates on the Astroworld vs. DUMMY BOY Billboard rankings, John Mayer’s next apple of his eye, Selena leaving medical treatment, and Taylor Swift announcing the release of her tour movie. The main players of this week’s episode are as follows: Kanye, Drake, Pete Davidson, and Ariana Grande. We here at Future Bachelor tried to untangle the web of tweets, Instagram posts, relationship and mental health histories that went into one of the most intense/complicated beefs this year. It would be remiss of us to not cover the continuation of Cardi and Offset breakup drama. Offset leveled up and begged for Cardi back at her headlining set. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are coming to your ears this week from a very special studio… a storage closet in an undisclosed location. [Insert side-eye emoji here]. Cardi B and Offset are on different pages with their split. Cardi did a lyrics switch up in “Motorsport” to mention the divorce and Offset whined on Twitter about missing her. Ariana Grande continues to keep the lights on at the Future Bachelor with her emotional speech at Billboard’s Women in Music Awards and her comments on ex Ricky Alvarez’s social media. In the music world, we are on the edge of our seats waiting for what Miley and Mike WiLL Made-It will crank out AND if Billboards will get into legal hot water with the Travis Scott and 6ix9ine top spot snafu. Our main topic this week was Kevin Hart stepping down from hosting the Oscar’s after a flurry of homophobic tweets resurfaced. What power do words hold in today’s world? You know us… we tried to answer just that in an hour’s time. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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