Si & Veronica are back and ooh they want to take ya on a journey with episode 77! Both of the members of the pod duo were all about Demi Lovato’s unedited bikini pic… and so was big Mike from the Bachelor franchise. [Insert looky eye emoji here]. Our middle school/high school dreams are coming true with the announcement of the Hella Mega Tour with Weezer, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day. Si definitely contributed to the White Claw shortage with his weekend shenanigans and all millennials are freaking out! Veronica had a couple of “Yikes!” moments this week. First, these Gen Z kids don’t know classic rock stars and were tweeting that Post Malone was going to make Ozzy Osbourne famous. Second, a female, Asian-American co-writer for the “Crazy Rich Asians” franchise was getting paid EIGHT TIMES LESS than her white, male counterpart. The summer in Mexico is nearing its close and big decisions to go in vans were made. If you didn’t scream at your TV about the near miss between Connor and Whitney, are you even doing BIP right? Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are both ~feeling thangs~ after the long weekend and bring that into episode 76. It felt like old times as we discussed Ariana Grande and her lawsuit against Forever 21. We also celebrated Lizzo’s number 1 week by preaching the goodness of Fat Girl Fall. Justin Bieber and Britney Spears are both struggling and we broke down their respective situations. Vee went “Yikes!” to Dior’s tone deaf cologne ad that features Native Americans and equating them to being savage. You would think that in the year of our Lord 2019 we would know better! Some couples look so much alike and the pod duo had some thoughts about it. Is everyone just vain or have a slight Oedipus complex? This week on the Mexican beach, JPJ lost his stan status by jerking around Haley and laughing in Derek’s face. Matt Donald brings a lot of weird montage moments with his arrival on the beach, as well as caring a bit too much about what his mom will think about him kissing girls on tv. Should’ve thought of that before signing up for a dating show! Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by the ladies of @backtopodcast, Caitlin and Arielle, for our special 75th episode! We all had very eventful weekends, even if some of them included moving and Settlers of Catan. The Chicken Feud is still alive and well, but Popeye’s is fresh out of chicken sandwiches and KFC is using this hot moment for chicken to promote their Beyond Meat collab. Disney + is already raking in our money with the announcement of Lizzie McGuire and Proud Family reboots. Millennial women everywhere rejoice!! Even though the VMAs may have gotten low ratings this year, our special guests thought it had some of the best performances. Veronica went “Yikes!” to all the situations surrounding Dave Chappelle’s bit around the Michael Jackson accusers. Vee and Si got as heated as JPJ and Derek discussing this week on the beach in Mexico. For first time viewers, Arielle and Caitlin had plenty of juicy commentary! Stick around for the whole, record-breaking long episode because we give letter grades to this week’s episodes of BIP! Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

Check out our crossover episode with Back To West Bev here!

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Si & Veronica power through their exhaustion to bring you a lively episode! If you missed Hannah B. being on your television, never fear! She, along with disgraced former White House Communication Director Sean Spicer, will be on Dancing With the Stars! There has been a fried chicken feud with Popeye’s new sandwich trying to one-up the chicken sandwich og, Chick-fil-A. And you know the Twitter powerhouse, Wendy’s, had something to say! We are hyped for a Hot Nerd Fall, but the nerd community is upset over Spider-Man ending his MCU run because Sony said nah to Disney. Vee went “Yikes!” to Weight Watchers promoting dieting to kids as young as 8 years old. The pod duo had a mini main topic about the levels of flirting. How do you even flirt effectively on social media? There were a lot of mindfucks and turn of events on this week of BIP. Kristian, Demi’s gal boo, steps onto the beach and everything that ensued made Vee way more emotional than anything ever in the Bachelor franchise. Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica jump all over the place for a jam-packed episode 73! In honor of Missy Elliot’s upcoming VMA award, we set the mood with one of her classics. But, her soon-to-be award still being named “The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award” made us question if it should be renamed. Natty Light and Four Loko have entered the groupchat of all the seltzer brands with the release of their own bubbly canned cocktails. Speaking of food and beverage, the pod duo go on a common food dichotomies tangent after Cardi B declared that anyone who keeps ketchup in the fridge is not to be trusted. Vee went “Yikes!” to a movie called The Hunt even being a thing in this terrifying mass shooting climate, but Universal Studios redeemed themselves. It’s week 2 on the Mexican beach, and the arrival of some new dudes are shaking the ladies (and the dudes) to the core. This was also the week of a secrets getting revealed from Hannah G. and Demi. Paradise barely gives us time to breathe but that is how we like it! Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by OG ComPODre Courtney aka CMoney for episode 72! You might remember her from episode 31 -- and if you don’t go back and listen, you fake fans! The Internet has been wildin’ this week with tweets about 30-50 feral hogs, number neighbors, and the vice president saying that people should be on their knees more. The Hadid sisters had some relationship news with Bella and The Weeknd breaking up (queue up a new heartbreak album!) and Gigi being seen on MULTIPLE dates with Tyler C. from the Bachelorette! Veronica went “Yikes!” to John Travolta’s creepy appearance in the new Pitbull “3 to Tango” music video. The meat of our convo surrounds the drama with Bachelor in Paradise and the different love shapes that are being made. With the release of text conversations between Blake and Caelynn, who is the *said in an extremely Billie Eilish voice* bad guy? Week one already has us questioning what behavior is slimy and what is okay when it comes to dating around. Bachelor in Paradise is already super spicy so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica serve up a sample-themed episode for number 71! Before we could even hop into the slew of songs and their samples, we went on an outfit tangent about Si’s favorite free shirt. We had a couple cute relationship updates after learning Bindi Irwin mirrored her parent’s love story and after seeing all the makeout pics from Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes. Is their relationship real or just for press? Our thoughts go out to Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas in the wake of their dog’s tragic death. We are hyped for our mans Lil Nas X breaking the longest running streak at number 1 for the Billboard Top 100, but he might be having to pay big money for a copyright suit surrounding his song “Carry On” and one by the same name. Katy Perry and friends are waiting to hear how much they have to pay for using Flame’s beat from “Joyful Noise” in her song “Darkhorse.”  The finale of Hannah’s season took us a crazy journey and TL; DR, she really effed up her decisions overall and Jed is trash! Bachelor in Paradise is up next so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on that as well! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica get a little catty with our milestone 70th episode! Speaking of cats, the trailer for the movie based on the Broadway production of the same name will be giving us nightmares for weeks! Si is excited to announce that he is gaining a new nephew early next year and can’t wait to be a fun uncle! Veronica is still hating on Taylor Swift and her surprise drop of another single from her upcoming album. She’s sold out to the streaming services after being the biggest opponent of them (after Jay-Z and him creating his own exclusive service). We saw some engagements with the daughter of the Crocodile Hunter (are we old enough for her to get engaged?) and Wells Adams from Bachelor Nation fame with Sarah Hyland. Vee went “Yikes!” to the backlash Kamala Harris is getting from Swifties for attending a fundraiser at Scooter Braun’s place? Will passionate stans affect the outcome of the 2020 election? We get into a Mini Main Topic about chivalry. Is it dead? Or has it evolved? The men told all this week… well mostly Luke P. gave us prolonged silences, but all the same! Will Mike win his campaign for Bachelor or will it be a dark horse like JPJ! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are joined by awesome couple Melissa (@striderrulz) and Caleb (@caleb_w_hallman) for our super special episode 69!!! The Internet never disappoints and this past week was no exception with the barrage of Area 51 memes, people making themselves old with FaceApp, and alligators being found in Chicago parks. Veronica went “Yikes!” to the Boss Bagel brawler and to Jermaine Dupri’s blanket statement about female rappers only spitting lines about sex and clothes (as if male rappers don’t do the same). The real meat of our convo this week was breaking down what Melissa and Caleb call “Relationship Anarchy” with their open relationship/marriage. Hop on the learning train with us as we squash the stigmas around relationships outside of monogamy! If you don’t get anything else out of this episode, always remember that communication is really key. We did a quick round-up of Hannah’s Fantasy Suite journey and we couldn’t be happier that Luke P. was finally told (and flipped) off like we have been doing to him from our couch all season long!  Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (barely) survived the long 4th of July weekend to bring you a hot new episode! We had a mix of happy and sad Quick Hits this week with the news of Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes potentially FINALLY being a couple and the tragic early death of former Disney star Cameron Boyce. There were also ups and downs in the Netflix world with Stranger Things 3 breaking streaming records and the announcement of Friends leaving in 2020. Veronica is still riding the high of the USWNT winning the World Cup, which sparked a quick debate (an accidental “Mini Main Topic,” if you will) on the complexity of pay equality. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued racism surrounding the pick of Halle Bailey for Little Mermaid and the trending #NotOurAriel hashtag. Hannah went home with four men this week… and it looks like she will be taking all four to bed AKA the Fantasy Suite. Can’t wait to see the spell of Luke hopefully break next week, but I hope that isn’t replaced by a spell cast by cheating-ass Jed… But when hasn’t Hannah let me down? Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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