Well.. Veronica usually writes these things up, but she's not on the pod this week for Episode 86 because Si's in Orlando... so it is what it is. It's been a pretty emotional and eventful week for your boy full of ups and downs. Luckily, he recruited two of his favorite ladies, Natasha (the Ex) & Felicia to catch up on life, some pop culture news, and talk about wedding dates and friggin' meeting CHARLIE PUTH!!! Enjoy the episode like we enjoyed the hard seltzers! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are celebrating Si’s 32nd bday for our 85th episode!! Halloween is officially over and some artists are jumping the gun for Christmas. The JoBros will have a Christmas single out this week and Kacey Musgraves will be hosting a star-studded Christmas special. It’s comeback szn with Selena Gomez hitting her first #1 on the Billboard charts and My Chemical Romance hitting us with a reunion show (or shows?). Facebook is doing an aggressive, all caps rebrand and we still don’t know how to feel. It’s another week of Veronica having a couple of “Yikes!” moments. First was the viral video of “Kidz Bop Karen” that will haunt her in her sleep. Don’t eff with a mom in traffic is all I’m saying… Second was the leaking of a scrapped Eminem verse where he supports Chris Brown’s assault on Rihanna. It was only right that our mini main topic was about birthdays! Do you love or hate celebrating your bday? Should you do the planning or should your friends take the reins? We also had a quick update that proves Bachelor franchise love is (nearly always) a lie. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica get spooky (said in Veronica’s ghost voice) for our Halloween episode! Selena forward pedals with a quick takedown of IG story of her repping Kim K.’s SKIMS line, just to replace it with an over-the-top bestie appreciation post for TSwift. Poor Nick Jonas got groped at a recent concert and NONE OF US are tolerating that behavior. Vee had a couple of “Yikes!” moments this week. First was the fatal gender reveal smoke cannon that killed a woman. The second was Instagram model Julia Rose and her friends getting banned from all MLB parks/facilities for flashing their boobs. Hopefully they weren’t big baseball fans! It’s only right that we discussed all things costumes and Halloween vibes as a millennial for the main topic this week. Why are these parents dressing up their little kids in costumes they don’t understand just to flex for the ‘gram? When is it too try-hard and when are you just a stick in the mud? Do you need to look good or can your costume be funny if you are trying to snag a Halloween hook-up? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are in their feelings for episode 83! If you haven’t heard Kylie Jenner’s sing-songy wake-up call to Stormi, you are about to hear it a bunch. She didn’t need to go that hard on “rise and shine,” but she did. Lizzo may be tied for the record when it comes to a female rap artist holding the #1 spot on the billboard chart, but is she giving all the credit that is due for “Truth Hurts”? She just gave co-writer credit to the author of a tweet that directly inspired the famous “I just took a DNA test…” line, but two other guys are debating that they deserve writer titles as well. Elaine Hendrix, famous for playing Meredith Blake in “The Parent Trap,” made a savage tweet response to Dennis Quaid’s recent engagement to a 26-year-old. Vee went “Yikes!” to pretty much all of Miley Cyrus’ recent Instagram activity, but especially to her saying that “you don’t have to be gay” and that new bf Cody is the only good person with a dick that she has met. The LGBTQ+ community is also going “Yikes!” that’s for sure… The pod duo discusses the boundaries for what is friendly and what is too flirty for interacting with someone who is in a relationship with someone else. Can some texts be considered cheating? We also go on a tangent about booty call etiquette that you won’t want to miss! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica have mind-melded even more than before for this episode 82! It doesn’t help that now with Vee’s new tat that they are wrist tattoo twins. Our drunk/hungover selves were not pleased to see that all the beef from Taco Bell was recalled, which rained on our quesarito parade. Disney + is flexing on all other streaming services with their robust launch day catalog, including some of our fave DCOMs! Kim K. is showing more and more how she is over Kanye’s tomfoolery, especially after he tried to tell her not to dress so sexy in regards to the MET Gala. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, Yeezy!! Vee went “Yikes!” to Gina Rodriguez’s singing of the n-word on her IG… and even more to her half-assed apology afterwards. For this week’s main topic we ask the question: How important is it for your friends and/or family to approve of your significant other? Is it okay for them to hopefully grow to like them or should they like them from the jump? Sometimes friends and/or family have ulterior motives and sometimes they are seeing what you are love blind to. We also discuss how Mike from the Bachelorette is trifling with his celebrity crush chasing. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are there for you for this episode 81 after dancing our way through the previous week. Miley Cyrus continues her whirlwind journey of love and is now dating former teen sensation Cody Simpson. He is even serenading her in the hospital as she heals up from her tonsillitis, so this could be more than a fling! Kylie and Travis Scott are donezo, but Travis may already be rebounding. (Are you sensing a theme for this episode??) Vee went “Yikes!” a couple times this week. First up was B.o.B.’s expletive-laden rant responding to a hoax proclaiming he was dead. And we couldn’t forget the cringe-inducing beef between Drake and his dad. The pod duo discussed what determines a rebound vs. when is it finally okay to start dating someone new. Is there a perfect formula? What is fair to both parties? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling 80 and great-y for this special milestone and themed episode! If you aren’t wearing your legwarmers or acid wash denim, you aren’t doing it right! We celebrate ourselves for a hot second because International Podcast Day was this week and we are doing the damn thing! In pop culture news, Diplo took the IG takeover to the next level with his “trolling” of the Jonas Brothers account… that -- SPOILER ALERT -- was just a long game promotion for their new single together. Never fear, Stranger Things isn’t going anywhere… well the show may be going somewhere outside of Hawkins, Indiana, but it isn’t leaving Netflix yet! Veronica went “Yikes!” to Lizzo not mentioning Iggy Azalea as the rapper on “Fancy” and Iggy’s resulting petty tweets. Check Iggy’s Twitter to see if she is still promoting streaming “Señorita”... With the month of October starting, Cuffing Season is kicking into gear and we have some thoughts on the cutesy fall dates. Does the fall fever get people too wound up for half-baked relationships? Or should we just sip our PSLs and enjoy the ride? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are thriving and surviving for episode 79! Tekashi 6ix9ine is going to learn the hard way that snitches get stitches… especially when Witness Protection can’t protect his fully tatted face. We were horrified to learn that the movie Orphan is a real life thing with a recent case of a 22-year-old with dwarfism masquerading as a child to terrorize her adopted parents. The Aurora, CO movie theater that was the place of a mass shooting during the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises won’t screen the new Joker movie and is urging Warner Bros. to donate to anti-gun violence organizations. Vee went “Yikes!” to Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner not being in on the joke with their announcing bit at the Emmys. Their faces when the audience laughed at them can only be described as the cringey emoji. We break down why people in this day and age feel the need to go on breaks from dating. What causes dating burnout? How can we avoid it? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica recovered after our Music Midtown festival weekend to bring you our 78th (that looks so weird, right?) episode! We will be giving thanks for a lot great music this November with Rihanna, Drake, The Weeknd AND MORE all slated to have albums dropping then. What a nice bday gift for Si! Vee’s girl Lizzo let her hanger get the best of her by going off on twitter about her Postmates driver… but she did apologize and delete the tweets. The pod duo is uneasy about there being a whole tour for a hologram Whitney Houston. Vee went “Yikes!” to her mans Joe Keery aka Steve “The Hair” Harrington on Stranger Things cutting his hair into some haphazard bangs. Her real yikes was to SNL firing Shane Gillis only four days after he was hired because of his plethora of racist and bigoted content. What does it mean when someone texts only “super hectic” to your conversation starter? We break it down. Paradise is closed and so are some relationships from the beach. Blake made a fool of himself in the hot seat but at least we had Demi and Kristian’s cuteness as a palate cleanser! Look back on our Instagram stories/highlights for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are back and ooh they want to take ya on a journey with episode 77! Both of the members of the pod duo were all about Demi Lovato’s unedited bikini pic… and so was big Mike from the Bachelor franchise. [Insert looky eye emoji here]. Our middle school/high school dreams are coming true with the announcement of the Hella Mega Tour with Weezer, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day. Si definitely contributed to the White Claw shortage with his weekend shenanigans and all millennials are freaking out! Veronica had a couple of “Yikes!” moments this week. First, these Gen Z kids don’t know classic rock stars and were tweeting that Post Malone was going to make Ozzy Osbourne famous. Second, a female, Asian-American co-writer for the “Crazy Rich Asians” franchise was getting paid EIGHT TIMES LESS than her white, male counterpart. The summer in Mexico is nearing its close and big decisions to go in vans were made. If you didn’t scream at your TV about the near miss between Connor and Whitney, are you even doing BIP right? Bachelor in Paradise is in full swing so tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary on it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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