Si & Veronica are really old farts now with this special episode 60! The dynamic duo boogied their little hearts out this past weekend, but still were on top of a bunch of pop culture news. Friday will be bringing us new Halsey and a “Old Town Road” music video. Vee’s true loves, aka the Jonas Brothers, are still flying high and will be on the new All That premiere. Even though one of the co-hosts doesn’t watch GoT, we got into how this season seems to be letting fans down. Then we rolled right into our take on the Constance Wu drama. Here is a bit of a Trigger Warning for our YIKES! moment because we get into the different abortion laws. Sometimes we get serious on the pod when it means a lot to us. Hannah B. is on the scene as the new bachelorette and we were pleasantly surprised by many of the guys… but chances are still looking good for Si next year (especially with all the Florida and Georgia boys)! But the big question is will she wear a crazy amount of sequins every damn week? Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (just us this week) survived the capitalistic drinking holiday where cultural appropriation is as plentiful as the tequila shots! The stars have been showing out recently with the Billboard Music Awards and the MET Gala, which gave us a whole bunch of ~lewks~ to discuss. Also, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner did the most on-brand thing for them and got hitched in Vegas after the BBMAs. We predicted that the upcoming Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber collab will be the song of the summer, so make sure to check in next week to see if it got slapper status! Veronica went “YIKES!” to the bad timing of Taylor Swift’s Homecoming lookalike BBMAs performance. Could TSwift ever come for Queen Bey? Si and Vee were back on their heated debate bullshit with Black Twitter’s topic du jour: Ayesha Curry’s Red Table Talk interview. Is her sharing how she gets less male attention than Steph gets female attention just her fishing for compliments or is it her being genuine about her insecurities? Let us know your take! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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DISCLAIMER: If we sound a little… different (not as clear?) in this episode, it is because of some technical difficulties with our audio. Hopefully you love this episode all the same and we will be back in full clarity next week! Si & Veronica AND Stu (AKA Stu Point O) go on a wild ride with this week’s episode. When a brand new (like a couple-of-days new) friend joins the pod, you know it is going to be good. In pop culture updates, TSwift DID bring us a new song (and it is with Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco, which is a redeeming factor) called ME! We here at Future Bachelor thought it was a pastel-colored flop. Pete Davidson is all in his feelings after his recent breakup with Kate Beckinsale and bought a sold out Avengers: Endgame crowd McDonalds and stormed out of a comedy set. There is a feud brewing between Chris Brown and CHVRCHES over their respective work with Marshmello, and the lead singer of CHVRCHES is being threatened by Chris Brown fans. Listen to us break down the beef! Stu brought us the craziest breakup story that you will just have to listen to believe it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica AND JOHN HEINS (like the ketchup) are here for an episode 57 (varieties)! Vee (and John, tbh) schooled everyone on what Denim Day was for a quick soapbox moment. Lil Dicky finally dropped his “Earth” music video and it was chock full of famous cameos, and was equally as full of innuendos as one would think. Beyonce was a topic of convo AGAIN (Vee was happy, Si was not), because of releasing “Lemonade” on all streaming platforms. Our other frequent gal of conversation, Ari, was tied to Bey with the rumors surrounding how she might’ve gotten paid more for her Coachella appearance. Catch our Yikes! moment to hear if that is true or not.  Besides being on Lil Dicky’s song, Justin might be on the comeback with a new album? We will see if he is playing us. With it being a special guest episode, the White Claws were flowing and things got a bit off the rails. We talked about dating, the importance of pop culture, and more! Will John ever chef us up some good food? Stay tuned! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica celebrated their Facebook friendaversary with a fun new episode. We both survived our Stacked Saturday™ full of bdays and booze (and Vee wasn’t even hungover)! Catch a throwback to Ep. 004 “Beychella” with a continuation of Vee and Si’s debate on Beyoncé in light of her new Netflix film and live album. Is the Kardashian vs. TSwift feud still alive with their coinciding drop dates (for perfume and music, respectively)? AriChella weekend one is in the books, but homegirl and Nicki Minaj had major embarrassing audio issues during their “Bang, Bang” rendition. Vee went Yikes! to the Notre Dame fire (more of a sad yikes), but the bigger yikes was to how Trump responded to it! We got into what makes a good friend for our main topic. Communication and self-awareness are our main keys; and we’ve seen the good and bad of it all. Listen to hear us admit on mic that we are best friends (that Facebook post really made us emo)! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are taking our horses to the old town road on this episode 55! We tragically did not cross paths when we were both in Orlando, but we did both have a fun time with family! We followed up on the hip hop community’s reaction to Kodak Black’s comments about Lauren London in the wake of Nipsey’s death. Some crazy things happened this week, such as the first picture EVER of a black hole, Beyonce announced the release of her Netflix documentary, and Kim Kardashian is going to be a lawyer! If you couldn’t tell by the opening line, we are stanning Lil Nas X HARD and couldn’t be happier that Billy Ray Cyrus hopped on the horse for the remix. We are still laughing at Billboard, even though we liked some of their picks for their “The Greatest 99 Songs of 1999.” Are girls (and guys?) overusing the “I’m just looking for friends” line? What is people’s aversion to just being upfront with their intentions? Catch both of our perspectives on the tricky “friend” convo. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (yes, that’s right, the bish is back!) laughed so hard our cheeks hurt for this episode 54! We are back on our B.S. with mind-melding over how hot Kristin Cavallari is and how we are board game champions. We had to show some respect for the legend Nipsey Hussle in his passing with our intro song coming from his most recent album. Si leads the deep dive into his legacy and conspiracies surrounding his death. There are some creepy movies coming out soon with the new Joker origin movie and an AI-inspired Chucky "Child's Play" reboot in the works. Veronica had two “YIKES” moments this week: first with Justin Bieber being a tad insensitive with a pregnancy prank on April Fools, second with Omari Hardwick (Ghost from the show Power) p much kissing Beyonce right on the lips in front of Jay-Z. We talked about our own prankster pasts when it comes to April Fools (hence the sore cheeks from laughing)! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Veronica is missing this week on "Spring Break," so Si asked his buddy, and comPODre, JD, to come fill Vee's "big seat!" We get into new shows and movies while diving into drama around Wendy Williams, Conor McGregor, JLo & AROD! Of course the main players, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber & ole' Jussie Smollett don't disappoint for another week of keeping the lights on at Future Bachelor! Being that JD is an active listener of the pod, we touch his experience with our show from his perspective! Join us for another 7/365ths of a trip around the sun and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are hopping into spring with this episode! We catch each other up on our St. Paddy’s Day weekend, in which Si caught up with PG and SteeG and Vee sported an injured thumb in a bright green bandage to match her beer. Besides it being the beginning of a new meteorological season, it is also trailer season with new drops from Toy Story 4, Stranger Things season 3, and the new Tarantino movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We ran with the question of why do all female characters (as of late) need to be warriors? The culprit is forever the patriarchy, but we discussed how power can be shown in ways that aren’t traditionally masculine. Speaking of societal norms for masculinity/femininity, we talked about loving hard and breaking down the stigma of when to say “I love you,” especially when it comes to our friends! Veronica went “Yikes!” over hearing Theranos-founder Elizabeth Holmes’ fake deep voice and we were both impressed at how someone could put up such a bizarre facade. We checked out the preview of Hannah G.’s suitors, and we are not impressed… Which means they will probably be perfect for her stuttering self!  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling the effects of being “podcast old” and are a bit sleepy, but we made it through episode 51! This episode is chock full of love (we see you Chance the Rapper and JLo), trolling (Nick Jonas and John Stamos are legendary), and a college admissions scandal (the not-so-wholesome Aunt Becky). We were laughing and saying “Yikes!” to Nicki Minaj’s France tour stop cancellation being greeting by boos and chants of “Cardi B! Cardi B!” For this week’s main topic we broke (down) the Internet. The World Wide Web turned 30 this week and our whole generation has been defined by its innovations and impact. Could businesses exist the same way they do today in a world without social media? Would Future Bachelor exist without it? We discussed all this as we shook our fists angrily at IG and FB and their outages not letting us post our ~content~. We wrapped up Colton’s dragged-out season with our thoughts on how he was a piece of virgin meat who was okay with coercing someone to love him! Hannah B. is the new bachelorette, but honestly a 6-year-old could probably string together a better toast than her. Check our IG story highlights for the last couple #TipsyTalks of Colton’s season and (because we don’t love ourselves) we will be back in May for Alabama Hannah’s season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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