Si & Veronica are joined by awesome couple Melissa (@striderrulz) and Caleb (@caleb_w_hallman) for our super special episode 69!!! The Internet never disappoints and this past week was no exception with the barrage of Area 51 memes, people making themselves old with FaceApp, and alligators being found in Chicago parks. Veronica went “Yikes!” to the Boss Bagel brawler and to Jermaine Dupri’s blanket statement about female rappers only spitting lines about sex and clothes (as if male rappers don’t do the same). The real meat of our convo this week was breaking down what Melissa and Caleb call “Relationship Anarchy” with their open relationship/marriage. Hop on the learning train with us as we squash the stigmas around relationships outside of monogamy! If you don’t get anything else out of this episode, always remember that communication is really key. We did a quick round-up of Hannah’s Fantasy Suite journey and we couldn’t be happier that Luke P. was finally told (and flipped) off like we have been doing to him from our couch all season long!  Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (barely) survived the long 4th of July weekend to bring you a hot new episode! We had a mix of happy and sad Quick Hits this week with the news of Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes potentially FINALLY being a couple and the tragic early death of former Disney star Cameron Boyce. There were also ups and downs in the Netflix world with Stranger Things 3 breaking streaming records and the announcement of Friends leaving in 2020. Veronica is still riding the high of the USWNT winning the World Cup, which sparked a quick debate (an accidental “Mini Main Topic,” if you will) on the complexity of pay equality. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued racism surrounding the pick of Halle Bailey for Little Mermaid and the trending #NotOurAriel hashtag. Hannah went home with four men this week… and it looks like she will be taking all four to bed AKA the Fantasy Suite. Can’t wait to see the spell of Luke hopefully break next week, but I hope that isn’t replaced by a spell cast by cheating-ass Jed… But when hasn’t Hannah let me down? Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are back on our bullshit of hanging out all the time and bringing you a dope episode 67! Si has a phone again and our sound effects are back, so no more complaining and no more a cappella shoutouts! We had to do a Lil Nas X update as he came out to close Pride month and made a panini with Gordon Ramsey. Truly an icon. Summer blockbusters are in full swing, as well as trailers for new movies including a pod fave franchise, the Jumanji reboot. Disney is continuing to make diverse moves with casting Halle Bailey (of Chloe x Halle) as the lead in Little Mermaid. Facebook and Instagram weren’t letting anyone be great with their latest outages and we revisit how much the world depends on these time-sucking apps. If you haven’t been on the internet at all in the past week, you wouldn’t know a thing about the Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun beef. We’ve got you covered with our full breakdown. Hannah continues to disappoint us with her decision-making skills this week on The Bachelorette. We truly see how Garrett is messy bitch who lives for drama and he goes out in a blaze of bologna. Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica… and special guest Taylor Marie are here to party with some leftover White Claws from a beach weekend in Hilton Head! We are happy Si survived flipping his canoe, and he really has been prepping for when he is inevitably on the Bachelor by not having a phone!! We realized we currently live in the past because spicy nuggets are for sure coming back and so is Toys ‘R’ Us. If a time traveler came to 2019 right now they would definitely be confused. In Billboard chart news, Miley ranks among the few to chart under three different names and Drake takes the Beatles spot for second most top 10 songs (Madonna still holds the #1 spot). Vee went “Yikes!” to Dr. Phil (or should we call him Dr. Spill?) revealing when the wedding for Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner will be held. Taylor Marie had some strong opinions and personal connections to the decisions that Hannah is currently making on week 7 of the Bachelorette. And our list of men we hate on the show continues to grow!! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica come off a life-changing weekend to bring you all a hopefully life-changing episode 65! And yes, Vee did meet the Jonas Brothers, and she can die happy now! In MCU news, Avengers is rereleasing Endgame to theaters with extended/extra footage and Keanu Reeves is looking to enter the Marvel world. Both co-hosts learned something new this week about Juneteeth and cryptocurrency. Veronica went on a diatribe about the air of ickiness surrounding Taylor Swift’s (probably) well-meaning pride-focused single. It just feels kind of “Yikes!” to have a straight pop star making the LGBTQ narrative about her. Let us know your thoughts! Si gave us a peek behind the curtain of a Bachelor/Bachelorette casting call. In current Bachelorette drama, ABC wasted our time with an episode that was mostly a recap! But, at least our girl Hannah finally stood up for herself and told the boys to shut their petty asses up! We also did a quick Bachelor in Paradise preview and it is already looking saucy! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica got retro with it for our episode Nintendo64! We both had jam-packed weekends with Ari concerts, friend’s bdays, and collectively crying over the Netflix rom-com “Always Be My Maybe.” The JoBros may have spilled the tea on a My Chemical Romance reunion (peep our opening song for one of our faves from the band). DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber both picked some fights this past week, but doubtful that either will come out on top. And we called the Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper split, just sayin’. Vee had a big “Yikes!” over Miley stealing the work of feminist cake artist @thesweetfeminist for the promo of her new collab with Marc Jacobs benefitting Planned Parenthood. We got Si prepped for his upcoming Bachelor casting call by pulling out some known producer questions, as well as whatever Vee thought would throw him off his game! In current Bachelorette news, week 5 was cringeworthy and frustrating to say the least. We are starting a petition to get Luke P. off the show (well, Veronica is at least), as well as a petition to shake Hannah awake so she can make some real decisions! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica had some deep stuff to talk about across the board for episode 63! We celebrated some successful ladies with Rihanna topping the chart of richest female musicians and Serena Williams being the first athlete on the Forbes’ Richest Self-Made Women list. Miley Cyrus was another strong female role model this week after she spoke up about how she was being victim-shamed for a situation where a fan groped her in the streets of Barcelona. Lil Nas X is becoming the new Ari of the show as we bring up his continued fame and trolling finesse. Vee YIKES-ed hard at a group in Boston trying to start a Straight Pride Parade for the “oppressed majority” of heterosexuals. June is Pride Month, so celebrate accordingly but learning more about the LGBTQ community and supporting LGBTQ organizations. We had a Mini Main Topic™ about the importance of the new Netflix miniseries, “When They See Us.” It’s definitely not an easy binge, but its social weight can’t be denied. Even though we were skeptical of this season of the Bachelorette, Week 4 delivered again with the Luke Showdown. Should both go home? Isn’t everyone really there for their brand? Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica couldn’t stop talking for this fun episode 62! We both had a pool and White Claw-filled Memorial Day weekend and def have some tans to show for it. The unofficial start of summer means the start of a string of bops competing to be the Song of the Summer™. Miley, Tory Lanez, Lil Nas X, and obviously Ed Sheeran will all be dropping new hits/albums in the coming weeks. Two music artists cleared their IGs for vastly different reasons: first Iggy Azalea for a photo leak and then Charlie Puth for potentially new music? Only time will tell. Vee said “YIKES!” to Lebron’s 14-year-old son’s explicit IG video rant just days after joining the platform. We got into our beef with people hating just to hate on any remakes of childhood classics. Are you Team “stick to the original” or Team “let’s check out this update”? Let us know!! Well, some things stay the same in week three of the Bachelorette: Luke P. is still a psycho and chicken nuggets are still at the cocktail parties. We have to give it up for our girl Demi who scammed a sponsored spot on this week’s episode. Get your coin, girl! Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived a festival and pool drinking fun to bring the masses episode 61! Lil Nas X is still in our ears and the news with word of a capsule collection with Wrangler and his fiscally irresponsible gift of a Maserati to Billy Ray Cyrus. Kim K. gave us a fun internet distraction… and it was her Twitter interaction with Jack In The Box, NOT the crib pic of baby Psalm West. Veronica almost salivated as much at the GQ spread of surprisingly zaddy-ish Seth Rogen as she did the news of a Taco Bell-themed hotel. Luckily the dynamic pod duo was together for this juicy Bachelorette episode where the men just kept proving they are stupid and entitled hunks of flesh. Hannah isn’t much smarter herself with an all-white ensemble to go ATV-ing in the mud (we will give her the benefit of the doubt because that was definitely a producer decision). Luke P. is screaming “walking red flag” to us with his handsy and overzealous behavior, and we can’t wait to hate him more! Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are really old farts now with this special episode 60! The dynamic duo boogied their little hearts out this past weekend, but still were on top of a bunch of pop culture news. Friday will be bringing us new Halsey and a “Old Town Road” music video. Vee’s true loves, aka the Jonas Brothers, are still flying high and will be on the new All That premiere. Even though one of the co-hosts doesn’t watch GoT, we got into how this season seems to be letting fans down. Then we rolled right into our take on the Constance Wu drama. Here is a bit of a Trigger Warning for our YIKES! moment because we get into the different abortion laws. Sometimes we get serious on the pod when it means a lot to us. Hannah B. is on the scene as the new bachelorette and we were pleasantly surprised by many of the guys… but chances are still looking good for Si next year (especially with all the Florida and Georgia boys)! But the big question is will she wear a crazy amount of sequins every damn week? Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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