Si & Veronica celebrated their Facebook friendaversary with a fun new episode. We both survived our Stacked Saturday™ full of bdays and booze (and Vee wasn’t even hungover)! Catch a throwback to Ep. 004 “Beychella” with a continuation of Vee and Si’s debate on Beyoncé in light of her new Netflix film and live album. Is the Kardashian vs. TSwift feud still alive with their coinciding drop dates (for perfume and music, respectively)? AriChella weekend one is in the books, but homegirl and Nicki Minaj had major embarrassing audio issues during their “Bang, Bang” rendition. Vee went Yikes! to the Notre Dame fire (more of a sad yikes), but the bigger yikes was to how Trump responded to it! We got into what makes a good friend for our main topic. Communication and self-awareness are our main keys; and we’ve seen the good and bad of it all. Listen to hear us admit on mic that we are best friends (that Facebook post really made us emo)! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are taking our horses to the old town road on this episode 55! We tragically did not cross paths when we were both in Orlando, but we did both have a fun time with family! We followed up on the hip hop community’s reaction to Kodak Black’s comments about Lauren London in the wake of Nipsey’s death. Some crazy things happened this week, such as the first picture EVER of a black hole, Beyonce announced the release of her Netflix documentary, and Kim Kardashian is going to be a lawyer! If you couldn’t tell by the opening line, we are stanning Lil Nas X HARD and couldn’t be happier that Billy Ray Cyrus hopped on the horse for the remix. We are still laughing at Billboard, even though we liked some of their picks for their “The Greatest 99 Songs of 1999.” Are girls (and guys?) overusing the “I’m just looking for friends” line? What is people’s aversion to just being upfront with their intentions? Catch both of our perspectives on the tricky “friend” convo. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (yes, that’s right, the bish is back!) laughed so hard our cheeks hurt for this episode 54! We are back on our B.S. with mind-melding over how hot Kristin Cavallari is and how we are board game champions. We had to show some respect for the legend Nipsey Hussle in his passing with our intro song coming from his most recent album. Si leads the deep dive into his legacy and conspiracies surrounding his death. There are some creepy movies coming out soon with the new Joker origin movie and an AI-inspired Chucky "Child's Play" reboot in the works. Veronica had two “YIKES” moments this week: first with Justin Bieber being a tad insensitive with a pregnancy prank on April Fools, second with Omari Hardwick (Ghost from the show Power) p much kissing Beyonce right on the lips in front of Jay-Z. We talked about our own prankster pasts when it comes to April Fools (hence the sore cheeks from laughing)! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Veronica is missing this week on "Spring Break," so Si asked his buddy, and comPODre, JD, to come fill Vee's "big seat!" We get into new shows and movies while diving into drama around Wendy Williams, Conor McGregor, JLo & AROD! Of course the main players, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber & ole' Jussie Smollett don't disappoint for another week of keeping the lights on at Future Bachelor! Being that JD is an active listener of the pod, we touch his experience with our show from his perspective! Join us for another 7/365ths of a trip around the sun and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are hopping into spring with this episode! We catch each other up on our St. Paddy’s Day weekend, in which Si caught up with PG and SteeG and Vee sported an injured thumb in a bright green bandage to match her beer. Besides it being the beginning of a new meteorological season, it is also trailer season with new drops from Toy Story 4, Stranger Things season 3, and the new Tarantino movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We ran with the question of why do all female characters (as of late) need to be warriors? The culprit is forever the patriarchy, but we discussed how power can be shown in ways that aren’t traditionally masculine. Speaking of societal norms for masculinity/femininity, we talked about loving hard and breaking down the stigma of when to say “I love you,” especially when it comes to our friends! Veronica went “Yikes!” over hearing Theranos-founder Elizabeth Holmes’ fake deep voice and we were both impressed at how someone could put up such a bizarre facade. We checked out the preview of Hannah G.’s suitors, and we are not impressed… Which means they will probably be perfect for her stuttering self!  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling the effects of being “podcast old” and are a bit sleepy, but we made it through episode 51! This episode is chock full of love (we see you Chance the Rapper and JLo), trolling (Nick Jonas and John Stamos are legendary), and a college admissions scandal (the not-so-wholesome Aunt Becky). We were laughing and saying “Yikes!” to Nicki Minaj’s France tour stop cancellation being greeting by boos and chants of “Cardi B! Cardi B!” For this week’s main topic we broke (down) the Internet. The World Wide Web turned 30 this week and our whole generation has been defined by its innovations and impact. Could businesses exist the same way they do today in a world without social media? Would Future Bachelor exist without it? We discussed all this as we shook our fists angrily at IG and FB and their outages not letting us post our ~content~. We wrapped up Colton’s dragged-out season with our thoughts on how he was a piece of virgin meat who was okay with coercing someone to love him! Hannah B. is the new bachelorette, but honestly a 6-year-old could probably string together a better toast than her. Check our IG story highlights for the last couple #TipsyTalks of Colton’s season and (because we don’t love ourselves) we will be back in May for Alabama Hannah’s season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica spent all weekend spreading stickers in Georgia and Missouri and are so happy to ring in Episode 50!!! Our quick hits were full of Kardashian/Jenner drama, including what Jordyn confessed in her Red Table Talk, Kylie dealing with a cheating scandal of her own with Travis messing around, and Kourtney ripping off Goop with her new lifestyle site. Also, Kylie is officially a billionaire, but we aren’t endorsing the “self-made” bit. Vee hasn’t stopped screaming since last week’s Jonas Brothers comeback with a hot new song and fun bits with their weeklong Late, Late Show takeover. She def felt like she was going to have to wait until the Year 3000 to get JoBros content this good. Si gave his honest take on one of his music idols, Michael Jackson, and all the allegations and stories coming out of the damning documentary, Finding Neverland. We question the effect of the power of R. Kelly and Michael Jackson juxtaposed with the horrifying things they are being alleged of doing. In lighter news, COLTON FINALLY JUMPED THE FENCE! Also, the women of this season proved how vapid and illogical they truly are in The Women Tell All episode. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica didn’t actually hang out this weekend because Si had a powerpoint to present at a party and Veronica had to celebrate a dog’s first bday. Well, what we are deeming #FelonFriday, brought us plenty of news in the arrests of R. Kelly and Jussie Smollett and charges against Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots. He made Vee go “Yikes!” with how he was caught soliciting sex from a massage parlor prostitution ring. Ari made her way into our show (because when doesn’t she) with another record-breaking moment of her beating Selena Gomez as the most followed lady on IG. But, will her IG followers help her get out of potential hot water with the LGBTQ community over headlining Manchester Pride? The Oscars marked the end of award season, but it began open season on memes and theories about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga’s relationship. Did they cross a line with their sensual performance just a few feet away from Bradley’s model gf? What about “girl code”? Our man Colton definitely doesn’t care about crossing the line of being tacky with asking every dad for their daughter’s hand and telling all the girls he is falling for them! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived Valentine’s Day (and, YES, we GOT THE FLOWERS) to bring you another entertaining episode! There is finally photographic evidence that we hung out over the  weekend, but was that even a highlight for Si and his date updates? We followed up on the developing Jussie Smollett story and gave our thoughts on it being orchestrated or not. In music news, Ari broke a Billboard Top 100 record, Halsey swears she isn’t pregnant, and Veronica couldn’t care less about those first two because THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE PROBABLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER! “YIKES” can be heard around the world with the scandal of Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Kylie’s bestie, Jordyn. Go search either of their names as hashtags on your IG discover page for some meme gold. We dove into the tricky balance of being friends with your S.O.’s friends and vice versa. What is the line of acceptable or too close? Should you ever go after a friend’s ex? This week we follow Colton’s journey of being a whiny baby and listening to the girl’s made-up drama about who is there “for the right reasons” or not. And still NO FENCE JUMPING!! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling the love for this Valentine’s Day episode! [Insert heart eye emoji]. ICYMI: We cover what we consider to be the highlights (and lowlights?) of the Grammys, including Cardi B’s win, Drake’s cut-off speech, and JLo’s Motown tribute. Cardi B also got a big ole YIKES out of us with her thanking the late Tom Petty for Grammys congratulatory flowers. But you might not even know about that if you didn’t catch it before she deleted her IG over miscommunicated beef. Update on 21 Savage: he is out of jail on bond! The main meat of our episode covers the trials and tribulations of the holiday known as Valentine’s Day. Has capitalism killed love? Is V-Day even a thing (besides being the name of the day Veronica uses to celebrate herself)? Listen for some quality advice, but if you forget EVERYTHING, just refer to the title of the show. When it comes to love, maybe don’t refer to Colton’s moves on the Bachelor because this week was filled with awk convos and a water-spitting makeout in the shower. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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