Si & Veronica are feeling the effects of being “podcast old” and are a bit sleepy, but we made it through episode 51! This episode is chock full of love (we see you Chance the Rapper and JLo), trolling (Nick Jonas and John Stamos are legendary), and a college admissions scandal (the not-so-wholesome Aunt Becky). We were laughing and saying “Yikes!” to Nicki Minaj’s France tour stop cancellation being greeting by boos and chants of “Cardi B! Cardi B!” For this week’s main topic we broke (down) the Internet. The World Wide Web turned 30 this week and our whole generation has been defined by its innovations and impact. Could businesses exist the same way they do today in a world without social media? Would Future Bachelor exist without it? We discussed all this as we shook our fists angrily at IG and FB and their outages not letting us post our ~content~. We wrapped up Colton’s dragged-out season with our thoughts on how he was a piece of virgin meat who was okay with coercing someone to love him! Hannah B. is the new bachelorette, but honestly a 6-year-old could probably string together a better toast than her. Check our IG story highlights for the last couple #TipsyTalks of Colton’s season and (because we don’t love ourselves) we will be back in May for Alabama Hannah’s season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica spent all weekend spreading stickers in Georgia and Missouri and are so happy to ring in Episode 50!!! Our quick hits were full of Kardashian/Jenner drama, including what Jordyn confessed in her Red Table Talk, Kylie dealing with a cheating scandal of her own with Travis messing around, and Kourtney ripping off Goop with her new lifestyle site. Also, Kylie is officially a billionaire, but we aren’t endorsing the “self-made” bit. Vee hasn’t stopped screaming since last week’s Jonas Brothers comeback with a hot new song and fun bits with their weeklong Late, Late Show takeover. She def felt like she was going to have to wait until the Year 3000 to get JoBros content this good. Si gave his honest take on one of his music idols, Michael Jackson, and all the allegations and stories coming out of the damning documentary, Finding Neverland. We question the effect of the power of R. Kelly and Michael Jackson juxtaposed with the horrifying things they are being alleged of doing. In lighter news, COLTON FINALLY JUMPED THE FENCE! Also, the women of this season proved how vapid and illogical they truly are in The Women Tell All episode. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica didn’t actually hang out this weekend because Si had a powerpoint to present at a party and Veronica had to celebrate a dog’s first bday. Well, what we are deeming #FelonFriday, brought us plenty of news in the arrests of R. Kelly and Jussie Smollett and charges against Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots. He made Vee go “Yikes!” with how he was caught soliciting sex from a massage parlor prostitution ring. Ari made her way into our show (because when doesn’t she) with another record-breaking moment of her beating Selena Gomez as the most followed lady on IG. But, will her IG followers help her get out of potential hot water with the LGBTQ community over headlining Manchester Pride? The Oscars marked the end of award season, but it began open season on memes and theories about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga’s relationship. Did they cross a line with their sensual performance just a few feet away from Bradley’s model gf? What about “girl code”? Our man Colton definitely doesn’t care about crossing the line of being tacky with asking every dad for their daughter’s hand and telling all the girls he is falling for them! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived Valentine’s Day (and, YES, we GOT THE FLOWERS) to bring you another entertaining episode! There is finally photographic evidence that we hung out over the  weekend, but was that even a highlight for Si and his date updates? We followed up on the developing Jussie Smollett story and gave our thoughts on it being orchestrated or not. In music news, Ari broke a Billboard Top 100 record, Halsey swears she isn’t pregnant, and Veronica couldn’t care less about those first two because THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE PROBABLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER! “YIKES” can be heard around the world with the scandal of Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Kylie’s bestie, Jordyn. Go search either of their names as hashtags on your IG discover page for some meme gold. We dove into the tricky balance of being friends with your S.O.’s friends and vice versa. What is the line of acceptable or too close? Should you ever go after a friend’s ex? This week we follow Colton’s journey of being a whiny baby and listening to the girl’s made-up drama about who is there “for the right reasons” or not. And still NO FENCE JUMPING!! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are feeling the love for this Valentine’s Day episode! [Insert heart eye emoji]. ICYMI: We cover what we consider to be the highlights (and lowlights?) of the Grammys, including Cardi B’s win, Drake’s cut-off speech, and JLo’s Motown tribute. Cardi B also got a big ole YIKES out of us with her thanking the late Tom Petty for Grammys congratulatory flowers. But you might not even know about that if you didn’t catch it before she deleted her IG over miscommunicated beef. Update on 21 Savage: he is out of jail on bond! The main meat of our episode covers the trials and tribulations of the holiday known as Valentine’s Day. Has capitalism killed love? Is V-Day even a thing (besides being the name of the day Veronica uses to celebrate herself)? Listen for some quality advice, but if you forget EVERYTHING, just refer to the title of the show. When it comes to love, maybe don’t refer to Colton’s moves on the Bachelor because this week was filled with awk convos and a water-spitting makeout in the shower. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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February 7, 2019

Episode 046 | “Savage”

Si & Veronica see each other almost too much but we still have fresh takes for this episode 46. The Super Bowl surprisingly gave us a lot to talk about even though it was so underwhelming. Adam Levine, or should we call him Adam Lev'meme' after all the internet fodder the halftime show churned up with his shirtlessness, questionable dance moves, and ‘70s pillow-patterned shirt. Atlanta was buzzing over more than just the Super Bowl being in town with Bow Wow getting into a fight over Shaq talking to his girl, and then the big news of 21 Savage being arrested by ICE. The internet never sleeps, and there were plenty of reactions (good and bad) to the British-citizen-turned-Atlanta-rapper’s situation, and we made sure to break it down. Week by week we are slowly not being bored to death by Colton’s quest for love. This week taught Heather how to kiss, Demi how to “use her survival resources,” and Si what can be determined as a “statement dress.” Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are groovin’ into episode 45 on some old jams made new by Weezer. We are lucky we aren’t sick of each other because we have seen each other nearly every single day since last episode! This week in quick hits, we had some heavy Kardashian-Jenner and Ariana Grande themes. The T. Swift vs. Kardashian feud may finally be over with Kylie’s new Valentine’s Day lip kits including Taylor’s song titles as color names. Celebs are just like us and can get foreign language tattoos that don’t mean what they expected them to... cough cough, Ari and her new Japanese tattoo that means BBQ grill. The polar vortex and Trump’s ignorance on global warming made us go YIKES this week! The horrible news of Jussie Smollett of Empire being attacked in Chicago in an apparent hate crime made us question why this kind of behavior is okay in 2019. Week 4 of Bachelor brought the bursting of one feud and the end of another, all while against the beautiful backdrop of Singapore because obviously the Bachelor franchise has enough money to make up for Colton’s lack of personality! Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived Vee’s bday and the copious amounts of leftover cake and alcohol to make it to today’s episode. With both of us being media nerds, we were excited to talk more about the battle of Fyre Festival documentaries, IG stepping out on Twitter to reaffirm how their algorithm works, and a new frontier for shows and interactivity. Cardi B continues to be the queen of clapbacks with her political commentary and taking on the internet’s conservative princess, Tomi Lahren. We debate the allegations against Chris Brown in Paris and the impact of media on how he is framed. Soulja Boy is making a comeback and dragging Drake while he is at it! Is this the slow spiral of Wheelchair Jimmy? Is Soulja Boy back to run the rap game? Only time will tell. Week 3 of The Bachelor brought more of the Beauty Pageant Beef to the surface, and Demi is making herself out to be the new Krystal/Corinne hybrid villain. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica celebrate Vee’s birthday for episode 43! Get hyped for one of the OG power wom collabs as our intro song! We are only a few weeks into 2019 and we already are teeming with memes and viral internet movements. Only in this day and age would people like a picture of an egg more than Kylie Jenner and do challenges featuring Jeff Bezos’ cheating texts. Hulu was savage by dropping their Fyre Festival documentary a full week before the highly promoted Netflix one. Is this the 2019 version of  the movies “No Strings Attached” vs. “Friends With Benefits”? We caught up with Cardi’s still ratchet ways and Chris Pratt’s big engagement. Big Prediction: Jay Z might get implicated in all the R. Kelly news with his own potential predatory relationships. This week’s episode of The Bachelor included some great comedians and some great one-liners from the girls to make up for the lack of personality in Colton (in our opinion). Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica just barely made it to recording this episode after surviving a decently painful,  three-hour-long Bachelor premiere full of homemade wine. (Shameless plug to check out our #TipsyTalks on Instagram stories). We caught up with the Kevin Hart/Ellen/Oscars situation, Pete Davidson’s new flirting target, and some big allegations against Cristiano Ronaldo. Welcome to our new segment: Yikes Moment! We kicked our first one off with some skeevy behavior from Gordon Ramsey with Sofia Vergara from a 2010 appearance on Jay Leno’s talk show. The new docuseries, “Surviving R. Kelly” was our main topic with the age-old debate of whether you can separate the art from the artist or not. The R&B world has already had a lot to say on this... Don’t worry, we also shared our thoughts from the whirlwind of sequins, sloth costumes, and stealing more time with Colton found in the first week of The Bachelor. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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