Si & Veronica got retro with it for our episode Nintendo64! We both had jam-packed weekends with Ari concerts, friend’s bdays, and collectively crying over the Netflix rom-com “Always Be My Maybe.” The JoBros may have spilled the tea on a My Chemical Romance reunion (peep our opening song for one of our faves from the band). DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber both picked some fights this past week, but doubtful that either will come out on top. And we called the Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper split, just sayin’. Vee had a big “Yikes!” over Miley stealing the work of feminist cake artist @thesweetfeminist for the promo of her new collab with Marc Jacobs benefitting Planned Parenthood. We got Si prepped for his upcoming Bachelor casting call by pulling out some known producer questions, as well as whatever Vee thought would throw him off his game! In current Bachelorette news, week 5 was cringeworthy and frustrating to say the least. We are starting a petition to get Luke P. off the show (well, Veronica is at least), as well as a petition to shake Hannah awake so she can make some real decisions! Tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary every week during the Bachelorette season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica had some deep stuff to talk about across the board for episode 63! We celebrated some successful ladies with Rihanna topping the chart of richest female musicians and Serena Williams being the first athlete on the Forbes’ Richest Self-Made Women list. Miley Cyrus was another strong female role model this week after she spoke up about how she was being victim-shamed for a situation where a fan groped her in the streets of Barcelona. Lil Nas X is becoming the new Ari of the show as we bring up his continued fame and trolling finesse. Vee YIKES-ed hard at a group in Boston trying to start a Straight Pride Parade for the “oppressed majority” of heterosexuals. June is Pride Month, so celebrate accordingly but learning more about the LGBTQ community and supporting LGBTQ organizations. We had a Mini Main Topic™ about the importance of the new Netflix miniseries, “When They See Us.” It’s definitely not an easy binge, but its social weight can’t be denied. Even though we were skeptical of this season of the Bachelorette, Week 4 delivered again with the Luke Showdown. Should both go home? Isn’t everyone really there for their brand? Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica couldn’t stop talking for this fun episode 62! We both had a pool and White Claw-filled Memorial Day weekend and def have some tans to show for it. The unofficial start of summer means the start of a string of bops competing to be the Song of the Summer™. Miley, Tory Lanez, Lil Nas X, and obviously Ed Sheeran will all be dropping new hits/albums in the coming weeks. Two music artists cleared their IGs for vastly different reasons: first Iggy Azalea for a photo leak and then Charlie Puth for potentially new music? Only time will tell. Vee said “YIKES!” to Lebron’s 14-year-old son’s explicit IG video rant just days after joining the platform. We got into our beef with people hating just to hate on any remakes of childhood classics. Are you Team “stick to the original” or Team “let’s check out this update”? Let us know!! Well, some things stay the same in week three of the Bachelorette: Luke P. is still a psycho and chicken nuggets are still at the cocktail parties. We have to give it up for our girl Demi who scammed a sponsored spot on this week’s episode. Get your coin, girl! Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica survived a festival and pool drinking fun to bring the masses episode 61! Lil Nas X is still in our ears and the news with word of a capsule collection with Wrangler and his fiscally irresponsible gift of a Maserati to Billy Ray Cyrus. Kim K. gave us a fun internet distraction… and it was her Twitter interaction with Jack In The Box, NOT the crib pic of baby Psalm West. Veronica almost salivated as much at the GQ spread of surprisingly zaddy-ish Seth Rogen as she did the news of a Taco Bell-themed hotel. Luckily the dynamic pod duo was together for this juicy Bachelorette episode where the men just kept proving they are stupid and entitled hunks of flesh. Hannah isn’t much smarter herself with an all-white ensemble to go ATV-ing in the mud (we will give her the benefit of the doubt because that was definitely a producer decision). Luke P. is screaming “walking red flag” to us with his handsy and overzealous behavior, and we can’t wait to hate him more! Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are really old farts now with this special episode 60! The dynamic duo boogied their little hearts out this past weekend, but still were on top of a bunch of pop culture news. Friday will be bringing us new Halsey and a “Old Town Road” music video. Vee’s true loves, aka the Jonas Brothers, are still flying high and will be on the new All That premiere. Even though one of the co-hosts doesn’t watch GoT, we got into how this season seems to be letting fans down. Then we rolled right into our take on the Constance Wu drama. Here is a bit of a Trigger Warning for our YIKES! moment because we get into the different abortion laws. Sometimes we get serious on the pod when it means a lot to us. Hannah B. is on the scene as the new bachelorette and we were pleasantly surprised by many of the guys… but chances are still looking good for Si next year (especially with all the Florida and Georgia boys)! But the big question is will she wear a crazy amount of sequins every damn week? Every Monday during the Bachelorette season, tune into our Instagram stories for our #TipsyTalks commentary! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica (just us this week) survived the capitalistic drinking holiday where cultural appropriation is as plentiful as the tequila shots! The stars have been showing out recently with the Billboard Music Awards and the MET Gala, which gave us a whole bunch of ~lewks~ to discuss. Also, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner did the most on-brand thing for them and got hitched in Vegas after the BBMAs. We predicted that the upcoming Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber collab will be the song of the summer, so make sure to check in next week to see if it got slapper status! Veronica went “YIKES!” to the bad timing of Taylor Swift’s Homecoming lookalike BBMAs performance. Could TSwift ever come for Queen Bey? Si and Vee were back on their heated debate bullshit with Black Twitter’s topic du jour: Ayesha Curry’s Red Table Talk interview. Is her sharing how she gets less male attention than Steph gets female attention just her fishing for compliments or is it her being genuine about her insecurities? Let us know your take! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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DISCLAIMER: If we sound a little… different (not as clear?) in this episode, it is because of some technical difficulties with our audio. Hopefully you love this episode all the same and we will be back in full clarity next week! Si & Veronica AND Stu (AKA Stu Point O) go on a wild ride with this week’s episode. When a brand new (like a couple-of-days new) friend joins the pod, you know it is going to be good. In pop culture updates, TSwift DID bring us a new song (and it is with Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco, which is a redeeming factor) called ME! We here at Future Bachelor thought it was a pastel-colored flop. Pete Davidson is all in his feelings after his recent breakup with Kate Beckinsale and bought a sold out Avengers: Endgame crowd McDonalds and stormed out of a comedy set. There is a feud brewing between Chris Brown and CHVRCHES over their respective work with Marshmello, and the lead singer of CHVRCHES is being threatened by Chris Brown fans. Listen to us break down the beef! Stu brought us the craziest breakup story that you will just have to listen to believe it! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica AND JOHN HEINS (like the ketchup) are here for an episode 57 (varieties)! Vee (and John, tbh) schooled everyone on what Denim Day was for a quick soapbox moment. Lil Dicky finally dropped his “Earth” music video and it was chock full of famous cameos, and was equally as full of innuendos as one would think. Beyonce was a topic of convo AGAIN (Vee was happy, Si was not), because of releasing “Lemonade” on all streaming platforms. Our other frequent gal of conversation, Ari, was tied to Bey with the rumors surrounding how she might’ve gotten paid more for her Coachella appearance. Catch our Yikes! moment to hear if that is true or not.  Besides being on Lil Dicky’s song, Justin might be on the comeback with a new album? We will see if he is playing us. With it being a special guest episode, the White Claws were flowing and things got a bit off the rails. We talked about dating, the importance of pop culture, and more! Will John ever chef us up some good food? Stay tuned! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica celebrated their Facebook friendaversary with a fun new episode. We both survived our Stacked Saturday™ full of bdays and booze (and Vee wasn’t even hungover)! Catch a throwback to Ep. 004 “Beychella” with a continuation of Vee and Si’s debate on Beyoncé in light of her new Netflix film and live album. Is the Kardashian vs. TSwift feud still alive with their coinciding drop dates (for perfume and music, respectively)? AriChella weekend one is in the books, but homegirl and Nicki Minaj had major embarrassing audio issues during their “Bang, Bang” rendition. Vee went Yikes! to the Notre Dame fire (more of a sad yikes), but the bigger yikes was to how Trump responded to it! We got into what makes a good friend for our main topic. Communication and self-awareness are our main keys; and we’ve seen the good and bad of it all. Listen to hear us admit on mic that we are best friends (that Facebook post really made us emo)! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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Si & Veronica are taking our horses to the old town road on this episode 55! We tragically did not cross paths when we were both in Orlando, but we did both have a fun time with family! We followed up on the hip hop community’s reaction to Kodak Black’s comments about Lauren London in the wake of Nipsey’s death. Some crazy things happened this week, such as the first picture EVER of a black hole, Beyonce announced the release of her Netflix documentary, and Kim Kardashian is going to be a lawyer! If you couldn’t tell by the opening line, we are stanning Lil Nas X HARD and couldn’t be happier that Billy Ray Cyrus hopped on the horse for the remix. We are still laughing at Billboard, even though we liked some of their picks for their “The Greatest 99 Songs of 1999.” Are girls (and guys?) overusing the “I’m just looking for friends” line? What is people’s aversion to just being upfront with their intentions? Catch both of our perspectives on the tricky “friend” convo. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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