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Si & Veronica are faced with another Bachelor-free week for episode 198! Clayton did clapback on the Tik Tok trolls saying how he never claimed to be a saint and single is as single does. Those mid-Missouri gals might have some other thoughts… One of Kaitlyn Bristowe’s contestants, Clint Arlis, suddenly died this past week. A couple of bachelor babies have been born and named, respectively. Adam and Raven welcomed a baby boy, while Ashley I. and Jared took to Amazon Live to announce the Leo DiCaprio-inspired baby name of their soon-to-arrive son.
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Perfectly boho couple Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are no more. Paramore is officially back in the studio… which is perfect timing to headline the When We Were Young festival this fall with new music. The internet is casting doubts on the jam packed emo fest and whether it’s worth the money. Will this be Fyre Fest 2.0? Jamie Lynn Spears is making the press circuit for her new book and got two episodes worth of time with Call Her Daddy. So far it isn’t panning out to be a good look for her or Alex Cooper, host of CHD. Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye’s IG video desperation to get into his 4-year-old daughter’s birthday party. We also went “Yikes!” to Drake supposedly keeping some hot sauce in his bag, swag, for seasoning any used condoms to ward off wannabe baby mamas. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are celebrating an early bday for Vee for episode 197! Two flaxen-haired villains came out of this dramatic second episode. Cassidy and Shanae may have their cockiness thrown back in their faces really soon. Hilary Duff excited the girls in ways that Clayton never will, even though the date she led was pretty dumb. Will we even remember the status of the rose ceremony cliffhanger when the show comes back in two weeks? There might be some relationship shake ups in bachelor nation with rumors swirling about a Riley/Maurissa break up, and Clare being seen hanging off of her former contestant, Blake Monar, in Indiana.
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The entertainment world lost one of the OG dads with Bob Saget’s passing. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are engaged, and maybe they should just plan a joint punk wedding with Kravis. Award shows might be a dying breed after the Golden Globes sans broadcast and the Grammys having to postpone due to Covid concerns. Vee went “Yikes!” to Joe Coleman, one of Michelle Young’s top men from her season, having old college sexual assault allegations/filings being brought to light. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are celebrating our 4-year anniversary with episode 196! And we switched up our show format a bit so you get Bachelor recaps and news up top! Clayton’s season might not be as boring as predicted. Salley sent herself home before even stepping foot in a limo. Claire became America’s fucked up kind of sweetheart by shit talking Clayton and eating chicken wings. And do we really think that the end of season preview they keep showing us isn’t edited to throw us off the top three’s scent?
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In pop culture news, we lost a big star with Betty White passing away just weeks before her 100th birthday. Tristan Thompson continues to make a fool of himself by apologizing to Khloe and announcing his paternity to Marlee Nichols’ baby within the same IG story. It’s a new year, which means new music from The Weeknd this weekend. Dr. Dre and his ex-wife have reached a divorce settlement that is looking mighty lucrative for both of them. Vee went “Yikes!” to Jason Derulo throwing down in Vegas after some passerby called him Usher. Vee also went “Yikes!” to PBR’s X-rated tweets about their thoughts on Dry January. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica wish you a happy new year with the last episode of 2021, episode 195! RIP to NFL legend John Madden. In happier news, a pod fave, Jojo (the singer), got engaged to her actor boyfriend (known for his recent role in the “Saved by the Bell” reboot). What a Christmas present! Olivia Munn posted a pic of her and John Mulaney’s baby boy. The timing of his birth was a month ago, making the math to his conception extra dicey with when John got out of rehab and his divorce from his wife. Dior has postponed their Cactus Jack collection that was supposed to drop Summer 2022. Things are still spiraling for Travis Scott it seems. Vee went “Yikes!” to Kanye moving in across the street from his estranged ex wife Kim Kardashian. Sure, it will make it overly easy for him to coparent, but it will also just let him track Pete Davidson’s comings and goings. It was a bye week for Bachelor Nation, but Michelle made sure to add some spice to it by revealing the “light-skinned baller” that Jamie spun all the men into a tizzy over. Riley and Maurissa threw some shade about not being included in Bachelor Nation royalty for the After the Final Rose live show. We are itching to see how the drama from Clayton’s season unfolds. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas with this slightly late episode 194! Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are supposedly no more. Some relationship rumors are swirling around Amanza from Selling Sunset and Zac Efron. The main and newest couple from Selling Sunset, Jason and Chrishell, have already called it quits after 5 months. Ye is still wanting Kim back, and might’ve even dropped his model gf and potential place of living just to attempt to get back in her good graces. Meanwhile, Kim is traipsing around Staten Island and it’s finest movie theaters and Italian restaurants with Pete Davidson. And he supposedly has the coveted Kardashian Christmas Party invite. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Noth aka “Mr. Big” being in the news for several sexual assault allegations. And just like that… his Peloton ad was pulled. Michelle’s Bachelorette finale did not disappoint in being an emotional rollercoaster. It DID disappoint in the forced live After the Final Rose bits. But what we really need to know is if they are going to make $200k downpayments a regular thing for the winning couple. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are half Scrooge and half festive for this episode 193! Peloton’s stock dropped after the Sex And The City reboot showed a main character dying at the hands of the popular spin bike. But, they brought in Ryan Reynold’s media company for the best clapback ad. Travis Scott got dropped from his headlining spot at Coachella. Kim Kardashian finally passed the baby bar exam, all while she filed more court documents to get her separated from Ye, including going back to her maiden name. But, where is Pete in all of this? He’s been hanging with Miley promoting their NYE special… But is it all just good promotional press? IG may FINALLY be listening to us and could be bringing back some options for a chronological feed early next year. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez allegedly saying “Dance, bitch!” to now hot girl graduate, Meg Thee Stallion, during their fight that led to him shooting her foot. Also a “Yikes!” to the issues surrounding casting Ansel Elgort as the lead in the West Side Story movie while the sexual assault allegations around him are still up in the air. Mexico had Michelle feeling some kind of way with Fantasy Suites this week! Is Nayte the real deal for her or is she just dickmatized? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are young and ready for episode 192! Rihanna claps back in the DMs about the pregnancy rumors. Drake is removing himself from the Grammys narrative, but inserting himself into a narrative around prison/sentencing reform with a benefit concert headlined by Kanye and streamed on Amazon. T-Pain may be getting into the business of T-shirts with his “half sizing” concept. I’ll take one schmedium please! We are sending thoughts and prayers to Nick Cannon’s family in the wake of the loss of his 5-month-old son, Zen. Hulu was flamed by the general masses for releasing a documentary called “Astroworld: Concert From Hell” so much that they pulled it down just hours after releasing it. Will there be a good time for something like that in the future? Vee went “Yikes!” to Tristan Thompson’s continued tomfoolery. This time he has another baddie claiming he is a daddy and he’s trying to pay her to keep quiet. This week’s Men Tell All episode really rehashes the villains of episodes past. But the word of the night was probably “pizza,” so hopefully people didn’t have a drinking game involving that word. They also seemingly blew their load with the preview for Clayton’s season. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica have shaken off the turkey haze for episode 191! Rest in peace to two greats in the art world, Stephen Sondheim and Virgil Abloh. They both leave incredible legacies. Jack Dorsey steps down from his perch of Twitter CEO to focus more on the artist formerly known as Square and taking it into the crypto world with its new name of “Block”. Rihanna was named a national hero of her home country Barbados as it celebrated becoming a republic. People are speculating from her hand placement in those photos that she might have a bun in the oven… Adele will be spending her weekends for the first quarter of 2022 in Vegas. Channing Tatum is going to grind it out one more time in the third Magic Mike movie that will be exclusive to HBO Max. Vee went “Yikes!” to Anthony Ramos seemingly getting caught by a Tik Tok creator stepping out on his fiance at a strip club. We also went “Yikes!” to Aaron Carter staying messy and breaking up with his fiance after his child’s birth a few days earlier. It is hometown week for Michelle but the only guy you got a legitimate hometown date was Joe because they stayed in Minnesota. They kept the apple bit going with Rodney, which might’ve been his downfall. Will Nayte’s family’s warnings come true? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are giving Cher for episode 190! Some major breakups happened this week with Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello, Jacob Elordi/Kaia Gerber, and Zac and Tayshia of Bachelor Nation all calling it quits. Meanwhile, Kim K and Pete Davidson debuted their relationship ~officially~, as well as Katie Thurston and former contestant John Hersey after her “12 Days of Messy” montage of former flames. That quick turnaround timeline from her engagement with Blake def made Vee go “Yikes!” Travis Scott and others might be up against a $2 Billion dollar lawsuit over AstroWorld damages now. Adele’s new album “30” made waves for sad girl fall, but it also helped change how Spotify lets us listen to albums! She requested that it didn’t default to shuffle and they listened. Iman Shumpert became the first former NBA player to win Dancing With the Stars. BTS and Meg Thee Stallion took home a bunch of AMAs this past weekend. Michelle really whittled down her men this week. The producers really tried to make a case for Clayton’s role as the next Bachelor with the tearjerker letters from Miss Young’s students after he got sent home. Martin got the boot this week after interrupting our favorite teacher for the last time. For the first time in franchise history, the final four are POCs! We will have to see what issues arise with hometowns next week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are fully recording in the dark due to daylight savings for episode 189! Rest in peace to Young Dolph. Travis Scott is going to be asking Kylie for some money with these lawsuits coming up. Y2K’s favorite trio, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all back and better than ever with a dissolved conservatorship, a stunning wedding, and a new romcom lead role, respectively. Lil Nas X is one of GQ’s Men of the Year. Vee went “Yikes!” to the hate crime against Suni Lee AND to DaBaby and Danileigh’s IG live fight. Michelle took a bunch of men home this week! Never have I seen so many dudes excited to leave a Palm Springs resort for the northern Midwest. The two frontrunners, Joe and Nayte, got their 1:1s and Chris S. had a problem with it! Martin surprisingly got a rose after generalizing all women to be high maintenance. Clayton got a bit of his origin story for being the next bachelor this episode but we still barely know who he is. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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