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Si & Veronica have shaken off the turkey haze for episode 191! Rest in peace to two greats in the art world, Stephen Sondheim and Virgil Abloh. They both leave incredible legacies. Jack Dorsey steps down from his perch of Twitter CEO to focus more on the artist formerly known as Square and taking it into the crypto world with its new name of “Block”. Rihanna was named a national hero of her home country Barbados as it celebrated becoming a republic. People are speculating from her hand placement in those photos that she might have a bun in the oven… Adele will be spending her weekends for the first quarter of 2022 in Vegas. Channing Tatum is going to grind it out one more time in the third Magic Mike movie that will be exclusive to HBO Max. Vee went “Yikes!” to Anthony Ramos seemingly getting caught by a Tik Tok creator stepping out on his fiance at a strip club. We also went “Yikes!” to Aaron Carter staying messy and breaking up with his fiance after his child’s birth a few days earlier. It is hometown week for Michelle but the only guy you got a legitimate hometown date was Joe because they stayed in Minnesota. They kept the apple bit going with Rodney, which might’ve been his downfall. Will Nayte’s family’s warnings come true? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are giving Cher for episode 190! Some major breakups happened this week with Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello, Jacob Elordi/Kaia Gerber, and Zac and Tayshia of Bachelor Nation all calling it quits. Meanwhile, Kim K and Pete Davidson debuted their relationship ~officially~, as well as Katie Thurston and former contestant John Hersey after her “12 Days of Messy” montage of former flames. That quick turnaround timeline from her engagement with Blake def made Vee go “Yikes!” Travis Scott and others might be up against a $2 Billion dollar lawsuit over AstroWorld damages now. Adele’s new album “30” made waves for sad girl fall, but it also helped change how Spotify lets us listen to albums! She requested that it didn’t default to shuffle and they listened. Iman Shumpert became the first former NBA player to win Dancing With the Stars. BTS and Meg Thee Stallion took home a bunch of AMAs this past weekend. Michelle really whittled down her men this week. The producers really tried to make a case for Clayton’s role as the next Bachelor with the tearjerker letters from Miss Young’s students after he got sent home. Martin got the boot this week after interrupting our favorite teacher for the last time. For the first time in franchise history, the final four are POCs! We will have to see what issues arise with hometowns next week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are fully recording in the dark due to daylight savings for episode 189! Rest in peace to Young Dolph. Travis Scott is going to be asking Kylie for some money with these lawsuits coming up. Y2K’s favorite trio, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all back and better than ever with a dissolved conservatorship, a stunning wedding, and a new romcom lead role, respectively. Lil Nas X is one of GQ’s Men of the Year. Vee went “Yikes!” to the hate crime against Suni Lee AND to DaBaby and Danileigh’s IG live fight. Michelle took a bunch of men home this week! Never have I seen so many dudes excited to leave a Palm Springs resort for the northern Midwest. The two frontrunners, Joe and Nayte, got their 1:1s and Chris S. had a problem with it! Martin surprisingly got a rose after generalizing all women to be high maintenance. Clayton got a bit of his origin story for being the next bachelor this episode but we still barely know who he is. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are THEE sleepiest for episode 188! And just like that, Jay-Z has already deleted his Instagram. Ariana Grande will be taking on the role of Glinda for the movie version of “Wicked”, but people don’t want James Corden to be popular and want him far away from this musical adaptation. “CATS” has scarred us all. Paul Rudd has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. He is a wholesome and deserving pick, and he is helping keep the Avengers as a very sexy squad. A different Avenger/Guardian, Chris Pratt, is being less sexy and more cringey with his posts about his wife for her anniversary. Veronica thinks he is the worst out of the main Hollywood Chrises (Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt). Arby’s has the meats AND the alcohol with some new crinkle and curly fry-infused vodkas coming out this month. Vee (and everyone) went “Yikes!” to the major tragedy surrounding Astroworld, Travis Scott’s festival. We send our thoughts and prayers to the families of the lives lost at this concert and we hope Travis and his team are sending a lot more than that. Michelle felt mostly invisible this week with dudes broing out over teddy bears and campaigning for their friends that were already sent home. But the real teddy bear of a man, Olu, showed her that there is still hope for strong, emotional, and self-aware men! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are wishing Si a very happy birthday for episode 187! Pete Davidson might be snagging one of the top baddies from his board with some date-like activities with Kim Kardashian. We have two enGAYgements this past week with Kal Penn coming out and getting engaged to his partner Josh and KStew getting engaged to her gf Dylan Meyer. Jessica Simpson got raw on the gram with a post about her 4 years of sobriety. Ana de Armas might be doing pirouettes and kicking ass in a John Wick spin-off. Facebook the company will now be Meta as Zuckerberg hopes to build out a whole “metaverse” of products, ways to interact virtually, and more. Beyonce finally has someone to follow on IG now that her husband Jay-Z finally joined the platform. Vee went “Yikes!” for the still spiraling story of Zayn allegedly hitting Yolanda Hadid, him and Gigi’s breakup, and current custody struggles. As Si says, he’s going in a “dumb direction” now. Michelle is on her top game for a Top Gun themed date this week. Jamie shows his true colors and gets outed in front of all the other men. Nayte and Brandon are proving to be consistent frontrunners, and Clayton has yet to prove to us why he is going to be a good lead next season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are “broing” out for episode 186! The rumors AREN’T true when it comes to John Mulaney and Olivia Munn, but we aren’t holding our breath. RIP to James Michael Tyler AKA Gunther on “Friends.” Some action figures and dolls are getting a makeover in upcoming movies. Buzz Lightyear will be getting a human origin story next year. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are set to star in a movie about Barbie. Sarah Blakely should get an award for being a baller boss after she gifted all of SPANX’s employees with $10,000 and two first class tickets to anywhere in the world. Speaking of awards, the one for wholesome moment of the week should go to Vin Diesel for walking Meadow Walker, the late Paul Walker’s daughter, down the aisle at her wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to Alec Baldwin accidentally firing a prop gun and killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of “Rust”. Will movies move away from using real firearms? What about our national problem with guns? We are finally in the swing of dates with Michelle’s season and they are really sticking with her main selling points of being a teacher and a former DI basketball player. Jamie is coming off kind of cocky and as a pot stirrer towards the end of the episode, so we will have to see how that develops! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica ask you to take it easy on us for episode 185! Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker took their love to the next level and are engaged! Will their punk rock pals MGK and Megan Fox be next? Harry Styles will be joining the ranks of the MCU as revealed in the post-credit scene of “The Eternals”. He, Tom Hiddleston, and Jake Gyllenhaal fill the Venn Diagram for “Taylor Swift’s Exes” and “In an MCU movie”. The artist formerly known as Kanye West is now just Ye. We will see how long that lasts. Kristin Cavallari has yet to date Si, but she revealed that she dated her ex husband for a couple dates after their divorce. Vee went “Yikes!” to a mental health nonprofit turning Jamie Lynn Spears down for proceeds coming from her new book. Michelle is ready for her newest class of men and isn’t letting any of them get away with being the class clown! From producer plants gone bad to DM slides gone ghost, our Bachelorette is laying down the law. Can’t wait to see how her star pupils fare as the weeks go on. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are giving you some bye week content for episode 184! Reboots are in season with Netflix grabbing up “That ‘90s Show” and Disney+ premiering “Home Sweet Home Alone” in November. The internet knows how to take something and run with it… and the current obsession is the rumor of Chris Evans and Selena Gomez dating. Much like Ariana Grande before her, Jesy Nelson of Little Mix is getting called out for blackfishing in her latest music video. Vee went “Yikes!” to a couple different things this week. First up is Meghan Trainor and Daryl Sabara and their his and hers toilets. They can literally hold hands while they poop. Next up is Dave Chappelle’s controversial new special and how Netflix has suspended a trans employee for speaking out against it. Is keeping the special up the right or wrong decision? Are we the drama for still talking about Bachelor Nation news even though it’s an off week between seasons? Too bad because Ivan spilled some tea and Pieper confirms her relationship with Brendan. Kendall is leaning into being the “villain”... which feels equally on and off-brand for her. We can’t wait to see Michelle boss up with these men next week! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling somethin’ magnificent for episode 183! Britney is officially freed and her dad is no longer on her conservatorship! Sad girl fall will continue with Adele dropping a single and potentially her album soon. This upcoming Super Bowl halftime show will be an homage to LA rappers and R&B with Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, and more. Walmart is coming for Yeezy after Kanye’s newest logo looks extremely similar to the superstore’s sunburst logo. Game of Thrones is joining the prequel game with “House of Dragon” slated to premiere on HBO next year. Grimes decided to make herself an Onion headline (and a meme) by walking around with the Communist Manifesto for the paps to see. Vee went “Yikes!” to Nick Viall’s gf, Natalie Joy, and her inability to think of her own sappy bf birthday IG caption. Instead, she just copied and pasted chunks of Finneas’ gf, Claudia’s, posts from over the years. It was actually the finale of paradise, and it actually didn’t need to be 3 hours long. After a couple of supposedly “forced” breakups, we went three for three with engagements. Congrats to the couples! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are not throwing away our shot for episode 182! A couple of big breakups happened this past week, one in the tech/alien world and one in the Bachelor Nation world. You guessed it: Grimes and Elon Musk and then Clare and Dale, respectively, called it quits. The Weeknd and Angelina Jolie have started to see each other seemingly “Often” and it is fueling dating rumors. If Black Mirror comes back with new episodes, the new Amazon Ring home drone will definitely be the star of the show. Itsa new Mario movie with Chris Pratt as the titular role along with some other big names. R. Kelly was convicted on all nine counts of sex trafficking and racketeering in the latest bit of justice for the #MeToo movement. Vee went “Yikes!” to the info that a potential contestant on the upcoming season of the Bachelor (that’s right, we still have a full Bachelorette season until that) was supposed to get married this past weekend. The pod duo definitely thought this three-hour-long episode was the finale and we were bamboozled. Instead we were greeted with Ivan showing his shady side and disappointing Riley. Anna and Mykenna struggle to find dates on the barren beach. And much like Vee’s prom, Paradise prom had some tears and unexpected couples. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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