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Si & Veronica are wishing they were in Amsterdam for tulip season for episode 227! Gabby and Rachel have tough decisions to make this week with hometowns on the horizon, and Gabby goes hard out of the gate with sending Nate home. Rachel’s 1:1 date with Zach goes much better and he secured the first “I’m falling in love with you” and hometown rose. The group dates this week sexy and gassy, with Gabby’s men being tortured by a dominatrix and Rachel’s men having to compete for the Cheese King title. Covid strikes the most hyped up contestant, Logan, and he pretty much disappears into the ether after a cocktail party cancellation. Our ladies are headed to the homes of their men! Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick are pushing back their NYE wedding. Pilot Pete and Kelley Flanagan may be back on again over a year after their messy breakup.
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Posh Spice’s kid has an additional last name now, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham. The controversial age gap relationship between Florence Pugh and Zach Braff is no more. Michelle Branch and Patrick Carney are having a much messier split including cheating allegations and domestic assault charges. Emrata may already have a new man… and that man may be Brad Pitt. Vee went “Yikes!” to the drama surrounding the “Don’t Worry Darling” cast and if Florence and Olivia Wilde were ~actually~ feuding. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are shouting through the thunder for episode 226. Gabby and Rachel and their motley crew of men set sail for Belgium and Logan sets sail from Rachel’s side to Gabby’s side. Plenty of tears and pissed off looks were shed with that endeavor. Tino is trying to assert his dominance with Rachel’s other men, but will it bite him in the butt? Gabby learned more about Johnny’s goofy side and his struggles with depression, which solidifies his place on her side. Logan squeaks out another week over Gabby’s first impression rose winner, which won’t win any good favors with her other men. In other Bachelor Nation news, Tyler Cameron is back on the market and can probably be found in a beach bar in Jupiter, Florida. Madi Prewett and her new fiance did the cringiest Live video detailing their short relationship, strange definition of swag, and push to get married to bang!
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Rest in peace to the beautiful and talented Olivia Newton John. Congratulations to Chrissy Teigen and John Legend as they are expecting their third child. Serena Williams will be stepping away from tennis to pursue her family life and other business pursuits. Kris Jenner was kept busy this week with a new grandkid entering the mix via Khloe and Tristan’s surrogate AND a big break up from her OG daughter/client. Kim and Pete are donezo, and Vee went “Yikes!” to Kanye’s slightly threatening IG post saying that Pete was found dead (and threw in a jab about Kid Cudi’s Rolling Loud exit). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are all aboard the ship of love for episode 225! Instead of being in Cincinnati or Virginia and calling it the city of love… They are actually in Paris! The girls have their first 1:1 dates with Tino and Jason and do some classic Parisian things. The rest of the dudes find their digs on the cruise ship. Two new villains are emerging as Hayden has been running his mouth and Logan is flip flopping. Gabby’s group date somehow becomes all about how Rachel’s men aren’t sucking up enough to her… and Rachel’s group date involves the men sucking their own hands. Hayden gets kicked off the ship after all of his bitchy comments come to light, but he at least gets to be reunited with his dying pup, Rambo. Will Rachel make it through this journey with all the ups and downs she has been experiencing? There were some big engagements with Bach faves of Madi Prewett and her bf of 8 months and Bennett Jordan and his secret gf of a year.
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Music Midtown made big music news this past week with the festival being canceled for updated state gun laws that make it hard for the festival to prohibit guns. Cara Delevingne set the record straight that her behavior with Meg at the BBMAs was just her being her odd self. Eddie Munson made it to the big screen… at Lolla that is with the “Stranger Things” clip being played during Metallica’s set. Vee went “Yikes!” to the very public handling of Ne-Yo’s cheating allegations by his estranged wife. And he even liked the IG post! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are NOT staying toxic for episode 224! This week on the Bachelorette was rough for all parties. Rachel at least had a great 1:1 date with Zach, but then got denied thrice during the revamped rose ceremony. Gabby didn’t get any of the men at the sausage party she crashed at the mansion to talk to her, Erich was a bit stoney about her mommy issues, and she was told she was rough around the edges. But both ladies now how their teams of devoted men...or do they? Will some try to flip flop in the coming weeks? There might be another Love is Bach crossover couple in the works with Natalie from season 2 and Blake Moynes of multiple Bachelorette seasons. Nate from this season might’ve had a casual gf snafu where he didn’t tell her about his daughter… Tyler Cameron has landed a new hot model to date.
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Rolling Loud smelled of the Kanye and Kid Cudi beef. Kid Cudi left his set after one too many folks threw water bottles at him and Ye dropped into Lil Durk’s set as a surprise. Britney Spears is back in the studio with Elton John to do a duet of “Tiny Dancer”. Lizzo is topping the charts with her viral hit “About Damn Time”. Vee went “Yikes!” to the return of low-rise jeans in general, but especially to the lowest of rises sported by Julia Fox. One wrong move…Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are trying to thrive and survive for episode 223! We are in the full swing of group and 1:1 dates with Gabby and Rachel… which means of course we have to put the men in some ill-fitting speedos. A villain emerged almost as quickly as he was squashed. That’s what you get for being a self-proclaimed alpha, Chris! Rachel hasn’t been feeling the love much yet and even sent home drag racer (not of the RuPaul variety) Jordan. Meanwhile, Gabby is hitting it off with girl dad Nate. In larger Bachelor Nation news, the feud between Katie Thurston and Nick Viall boiled over into making the hosts of the Clickbait pod look ignorant and very “mean kid” vibes. Former stars Becca Kufrin and Jed Wyatt made big life moves with a house purchase and engagement, respectively.
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Bennifer got married in Vegas and it was legit. JLo will take his name… so does that mean we are losing one of the most iconic pop culture nicknames? Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner welcomed their second daughter this past week. Lil Uzi Vert has come out with they/them pronouns and new music. Ye dropped from Rolling Loud and was replaced by someone he has had beef with, Kid Cudi. Emrata and her husband are splitting after 4 years of marriage. Vee went “Yikes!” to Khloe having another baby with Tristan via surrogate. She also went “Yikes!” to the allegations of an abusive/incestual relationship between Ricky Martin and his nephew. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are doing big and little cringes for episode 222! The Bachelorette is finally back and we muscled our way through a long limo episode. Did you think there were more or less gimmicks than in past seasons? Seemingly no one knows how this show is going to be formatted with two leads, not even our barely-there host, Jesse Palmer. Once the guys got a hang of taking the girls separately, the night looked up and Tino and Mario got first impression roses from Rachel and Gabby, respectively. But, instead of a normal elimination, the girl just tossed the magician and the twins outside and told them to hit the road. Susie took to TikTok to show how she wasn’t loving how Clayton was portrayed all episode. Rumors are swirling about Nayte being with Deandra after she was spotted with a necklace that looked like his.
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Glee is being made into real life with Lea Michele taking over for Beanie Feldstein in “Funny Girl”. Simone Biles was awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom and is the youngest ever recipient. Amber Heard is trying to call for a mistrial because of some juror issues. Speaking of trial, Twitter is taking Elon Musk to court over him pulling out from their $44 billion deal. Vee went “Yikes!” to Elon Musk’s inability to pull out from one of his company’s execs, resulting in secret twins! Vee also went “Yikes!” to Doja Cat starting a social media feud with Noah Schnapp after being found thirsting over his co-star. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are catching some rays for episode 221! We start with another Michelle and Nayte breakup update… and we finally got some answers to the questions around what is happening with the money they were gifted. Blake aka Balockaye and Gianina are FINALLY IG official… because what else is a better promo for the reality show you met on than a lovey dovey carousel of pictures. Demi Burnett recently celebrated 11 months of being sober. Chase McNary from JoJo’s season has found his own love and got engaged to Ellie White.
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- Kelly was sentenced to 30 years for charges related to his sex trafficking and abuse of underage girls. He briefly was put on a suicide watch as part of this sentencing but it was just removed. In punk rock news, Travis Barker was rushed to the hospital for pancreatitis and is doing well now, all while MGK was breaking champagne glasses and bleeding out his face. Drake made all his boy band bar mitzvah dreams come true by performing with the Backstreet Boys in his hometown stop of their tour. Big Sean is not expecting a baby with co-host Veronica but with longtime on-again, off-again gf Jhene Aiko. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Day N Vegas festival being canceled due to “logistics.” Was one of those “logistics” the fact that Travis Scott was headlining and still has the dark mark of AstroWorld on him? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are waking up for episode 220! Nayte took to instagram to clear up any cheating rumors and admits to how people could get a fuckboy vibe from him but that is truly not the case. Elizabeth Corrigan from Clayton’s season (and the other half of Shrimpgate) came out as bisexual this past weekend with Pride. Caelynn Miller Keyes went on Dean’s podcast to clapback about some comments around how he hasn’t given her a ring yet. Do you think his argument of how she has more money and should get him a truck first holds any weight? The Bachelor franchise is no stranger to whitewashing and racism, but this time it might’ve held Pardeep back from the beach. We want more brown folks on the beach! Pilot Pete almost had his own flight to the beach but said that contract disagreements held him back. Sure, Jan…
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The BET Awards were this past weekend (all four hours of them) and we got some great performances from Chloe and Brandy and some not so great ones from Giveon. The Sanderson sisters will be returning to spook up your screens this fall with a Hocus Pocus sequel. First Cardi B had Kylie in her “WAP” music video and now she’s going to the other side of the house to have Ye on her new track, “Hot Shit,” that is out this Friday! Vee went “Yikes!” to the more troubling news surrounding Ezra Miller and their seemingly unknown whereabouts. Do they have just a groomed teen with them or potentially a mom and some young kids too? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling numb for episode 219! Two big breakups with former Bachelorettes this week. First, Michelle and Nayte shared they will be going their separate ways… but will they be able to keep the house money they were gifted or does it go back to ABC like their ring will go back to Neil Lane. Then, Katie Thurston and John Hersey also shared very different IG story statements on them being split. In happier news, Tia and her fiance, Taylor Mock, are expecting a baby! Tayshia’s ex, Zac Clark, came to her rescue when some haters were trying to troll her for bikini pics. Let our girl live!! Nick Viall confirmed what some cruise tracking sites already been knew… the Bachelorettes will be spending part of their season on a cruise ship. Will it give luxury or Suite Life: On Deck?
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Drake tried his hand at a house music album in honor of Virgil Abloh… but Beyonce might’ve out done him with the release of her new single featuring Queen of Bounce, Big Freedia. It doesn’t help that Drake featured cheating king, Tristan Thompson, in his newest video. HBO wants more Jon Snow and is in development for a spin-off around him. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are split on how they view their 18-year-old daughter Sami starting an OnlyFans. Vee went “Yikes!” and got an irreversible ick for Jack Harlow posting a TikTok of him whining a cringy new Drake lyric. Contextually cute no more! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are piggybacking left and right for ep. 218! Bachelor Nation has some new couples with folks outside of the franchise. Ivan Hall reconnected with his old college boo and Dale Moss is with interior design influencer Galey Alix. Bachelor in Paradise is officially filming and people spotted an infamous cast member making her way back to the beach… Lace! Will love work out for her this time? The cast of guys for Rachel and Gabby have been released and only time will tell who will be the villain, the next bachelor, and the hottie!
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Britney Spears is officially married AND secured a prenup. Sad news for the couple, but good news for these co-hosts who are ready to be shoulders to cry on for Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey as they have split after a little over a year. Was their relationship all real, though? Julia Garner has been offered the coveted starring role in the Madonna biopic (someone please tell us how to pronounce that word). Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome that is leaving half his face paralyzed. In celebration of Pride month, Rebel Wilson came out AND went IG official with her gf. Vee went “Yikes!” to the ever evolving conversation around slurs and offensive language with Lizzo’s “spaz” lyric falling prey to a rewrite after controversy. Vee also went “Yikes!” to the continued uproar over Marilyn’s dress being worn by Kim K now that photos reveal that there was some damage. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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