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6 days ago
Episode 250 | “Can I Kiss You?”
6 days ago
6 days ago
Si & Veronica are looking for roses once again for episode 250! Zach Shallcross is ready to find love and some of these girls are already all in! This limo episode lacked crazy entrances with there being more one-liners and small props. America’s First Impression Rose winner, Briana, is still a fan favorite with her confidence and poise. Madison’s desperation got her kicked off before the rose ceremony. Zach might be making moves for Arie’s title of the makeout bandit (as we haven’t seen many moves for him to overtake Sean Lowe’s most shirtless title just yet). Greer won the first impression rose and she has already had to do a notes app apology about defending black face, so we are off to a great start! A real villain hasn’t emerged yet, but Christina Mandrell (sorry for calling her Catherine for the whole show whoops), might be a cocky contender. In other Bachelor Nation news, BIP faves Raven and Adam are expecting their second child who is due in July!
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Netflix is taking a page out of Are You The One? and Bachelor in Paradise’s books for a new show premiering on Valentine’s Day called Perfect Match. Selena Gomez says she’s still single after being seen on a couple of dates with The Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart. Kylie Jenner finally revealed the name of her son and it is Aire Webster. We have a pop punk great ending with Panic! At the Disco and another being revived with Fall Out Boy’s first single since 2018 and a new album on the way. Vee went “Yikes!” to all the controversy surrounding Beyonce performing her “queer-inspired” album in Dubai, where same-sex relationships are illegal. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Episode 249 | “Best Pal”
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Episode 249 | “Best Pal”
Si & Veronica are ringing in Vee’s last year of her 20s with episode 249! Nick Viall put a ring on his child bride this past week. Was his ring a potential podcast partner or just a good ethically sourced diamond company? Nick and Chris Harrison seem to be beefing… but it is more like a miscommunication manufactured as “drama” by Nick’s smart podcast producer. Natasha Parker is leaving Click Bait after feeling discouraged by the current path of the franchise. Another strong black woman out on the franchise… seems like the common denominator of the Bachelor machine might have to answer some questions soon. Dean and Caelynn celebrated their engagement in California recently and seem to be rocking and rolling on wedding planning. They won’t be having a wedding party to stand up with them at the altar. Is that going to be more peoples’ response to some of these comically large wedding parties we are seeing?
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RIP to some greats in the music scene, Lisa Mari Presley and Jeff Beck. Miley Cyrus’s lead single from her upcoming album is out and full of easter eggs. It is even our slapper this week with how it flips Future Bachelor fave, Bruno Mars, song on its head. Was it really filmed in the house her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth supposedly used to cheat on her? Only time will tell. Childish Gambino may make his return to the music scene after Donald Glover commented that we haven’t seen the last of his musical alter ego. Now will Rihanna drop new music before or after that happens? Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye supposedly being remarried to a Yeezy architectural designer, Bianca Censori. Is it even a legal marriage? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Episode 248 | “Up My Alley”
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Si & Veronica are playing with fire for episode 248! We had to shout out ourselves for our 5th Anniversary of doing the podcast! Thanks to all our longtime and new listeners. We are getting closer to Zach’s season and the previews aren’t getting any more exciting… And it doesn’t help that the TikTok contestant reveal was an audio disaster. But, the season’s secret weapon is new contestant Victoria who is “hard launching her divorce” with the season and was married to a popular Vine creator. Let’s see how much that storyline is drawn out in the season. In other news, Teddi is happy with a new man that gave her a New Year’s kiss. Susie, Andrew and Justin might all become roomies in LA. Si predicts they make their own podcast if that comes to fruition. Chris Harrison spilled the tea about the fall out from his controversy that pushed him out of the Bachelor and thanked Wells for being a good friend through it all. He wished Wells was the one to take up his spot as host and is happy (like the rest of us) that Vulture Viall… I mean Nick Viall… didn’t take it.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 30m:44s)
With a match made in ‘90s heaven, Matthew Lawerence from Boy Meets World is dating TLC’s Chili. Miley Cyrus is going down the petty route by releasing the lead single from her new album on her ex Liam Hemsworth’s bday. Noah Schnapp came out as gay on the internet this past week and connected the dots between reality and his Stranger Things character. Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner are done… again. But will it be for good? Vee went “Yikes!” to fans getting hin Bad Bunny’s face and also to him throwing their phone in the ocean. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Episode 247 | “Hooked on Roses”
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Si & Veronica are ringing in the New Year with episode 247! Kristin Cavallari and Tyler Cameron got cozy for the holiday and it looks like it isn’t just an ad campaign thing anymore. Katie Thurston might be back in the reality dating game with a The Circle star. How are we feeling about the upcoming Bachelor season? Some fellow podcasters aren’t feeling up to the task. We went through a lot of highs and lows in Bach Nation last year and we recounted a few of our faves. Hannah Brown’s villain, Luke P. found his forever girl. Hopefully no podiums were harmed in the making of their relationship. Jesse will be sitting down with the ladies of Zach’s season, so we shall see what characters we have to look forward to.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 29m:37s)
RIP to some of the greats, Barbara Walters and Pele. Memphis lost another rapper from their scene in Boo Gangsta. Lil Nas X is back on his trolling game with a fake son. There have been a couple of scary accidents/injuries the past couple days leaving two men in critical condition. Jeremy Renner got into an accident with a snow plow and suffered massive injuries; and currently the sports world is putting their thoughts and prayers behind Damar Hamlin who suffered cardiac arrest on the field of the Monday Night football game. Vee went “Yikes!” to Andrew Tate being arrested for alleged rape, sex trafficking, and organized crime after a Twitter fight with Greta Thunberg. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Dec 28, 2022
Episode 246 | “Normal Pace”
Wednesday Dec 28, 2022
Wednesday Dec 28, 2022
Si & Veronica are fresh off Christmas celebrations and keeping warm for episode 246! Anna Redman and Chris Bukowski are celebrating one year together. They are one of the more low-key Bach couples. Mike Johnson is officially off the market and dating a mystery girl that his friend tried to go for first! Jordan Kimball is expecting a (potentially model) baby with his wife. Seinne Flemming is married and has a bunch of gorgeous photos from her two ceremonies to prove it. Blake and Giannina are in the process of moving in together after celebrating one year together.
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Tory Lanez was found guilty on all three charges in the case involving Megan Thee Stallion but the internet is torn. Harvey Weinstein has been found guilty… again. This time it was for the sexual assault case being held against him in LA. The Young Thug/RICO trial might still be going on for most of 2023. Justin Bieber seems to be finalizing a deal to sell his catalog for $200 million. Will he get more than that? Will he release new music? Time will tell. Vee had a good chuckle and sort of went “Yikes!” to Lana Del Rey specifically only doing one billboard to promote her album and putting it in her ex’s hometown. When you’re a celebrity, your pettiness can be to that level. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Episode 245 | “Reality Multiverse”
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Episode 245 | “Reality Multiverse”
Si & Veronica are lighting menorahs and prepping for the holidays with episode 245! Chris Harrison is getting back into the entertainment game with a new podcast that really is coining the catchphrase we all know and love (and maybe love to hate). Will he get Bachelor folks in on the pod? Kira and Romeo are another failed BIP couple after some subposting by both parties on Instagram. Hannah Brown is looking for her bag while being on the cast of a new reality show called “Special Forces: The Ultimate Test”. Looks like Susie might be crossing into Love is Blind territory with some convos with one of the villain castmates from that show. Meanwhile, many fans want her to be a bachelorette lead pick.
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Rest in Peace to Stephen “tWitch” Boss. Our hearts go out to his family, friends, and loved ones. Make sure you reach out to a loved one this week and let them know how much you care about them. People are wondering if Emrata and Pete Davidson have sizzled after seeing him at a different sporting event with his “Bodies, Bodies, Bodies” costar and seeming snuggly. We finally got to see a bit of what Rihanna’s baby boy looks like this week on TikTok and those genes are strong! The Barbie trailer looks like the perfect fever dream that we have to wait half a year to see. Vee went “Yikes!” to how the Kardashian-Jenner clan all but confirm that Kourtney is the worst parent of the bunch. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Episode 244 | “Burning Money”
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Si & Veronica are back off of some pre-Christmas festivities for episode 244! Tia Booth welcomed her baby boy, Tatum, to the world this past week with fiance Taylor. That is some triple T action. Some relatively unknowns in the Bachelor Nation tier system have “hard launched” this past week. Spencer, the first impression rose on Tayshia’s season, and Sam, who might’ve been on two weeks of Clayton’s season, are IG official. Arie and Lauren joined many celebs taking a stand against Balenciaga and posted a video of them burning their shoes from the controversial brand. Johnny is holding hard and fast to not falling for Nick’s tricks after being sat at the same table as him for the People’s Choice Awards and still refuses to go on his podcast.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 23m:28s)
Brittney Griner has safely made it back to US soil and has already sunk a couple of baskets on the court. Pete Davidson has made his way back on Instagram… but this time with former NY Giant quarterback Eli Manning in tow. Celine Dion had to cancel some performances because of her recent diagnosis of stiff person syndrome. Jack Harlow is trying to follow in Pete Davidson’s footsteps of dating baddies and word on the street is that him and Dua Lipa are actually an item like his lyrics foretold. In pure Loverboy fashion, Drake had a necklace with 42 engagement style diamonds for all the “previous engagements” he’s contemplated. Vee went “Yikes!” to the US government taking another stab at trying to ban TikTok. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
Episode 243 | “Confidence is Beautiful”
Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
Si & Veronica came back to life and the ‘80s for episode 243. We are in the offseason for Bachelor Nation shows, but we aren’t too far removed from the drama of the beach just yet! Jill and Jacob already called it quits due to distance and differences on commitment. Genevieve has been in the loop with the multiple girls that Aaron was dating prior and after the show and says that the dots all connect to why he wanted to leave the beach single. Seems like that bro tangled a very not nectar web… The big tea from the past week was Victoria and Greg’s appearance on Nick Viall’s podcast. How “ethical” is it to have them tell their “side” on their friend’s podcast? That is a bit gray. But Victoria confirms the c-word calling along with the wine glass throwing. The timeline seems fast but separated from what she and Greg said. Seems like moving fast is their thing because Greg plans to move in with her in Nashville soon and thinks marriage is in the cards for them. Marlena from Clayton’s season met Shake, the villain from “Love Is Blind” season 2 and now they have some social media beef over him clout chasing.
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RIP to Kirstie Alley and our thoughts go to her family and friends. Keke Palmer is expecting her first child with boyfriend Darius Jackson and did a Beyonce level reveal on SNL. Another reveal that happened on SNL was SZA announcing her new album “SOS” will come out this Friday. Doppelgangers are truly everywhere and there is a whole FB page dedicated to those of the Adam Sandler variety. Vee went “Yikes!” to the GMA anchor affair. The tea is piping hot on people we didn’t even really know about a week ago! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Episode 242 | “You Made Your Bed”
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Episode 242 | “You Made Your Bed”
Si & Veronica aren’t too full from thanksgiving for episode 242! We are back from our long weekends ready to spill the tea about the finale. To be honest, it feels like they cut out a lot from the supposed 13 hour-long filming of the reunion and we might’ve even missed the juiciest parts. Michael, Danielle, Brandon, and Serene are all happy and lovey dovey and are surrounded by mostly mess. Brittany and Tyler didn’t have a great reason for why they ended but it just seems like they weren’t a match… one was clingy and one wanted to live wild and free. Logan got to put Kate in her place. Rodney made his peace with the Eliza situation (but we didn’t get to hear any of Justin’s side). But the real meat of the episode was the Johnny, Victoria, and Greg Grippo (are we contractually obligated to say his full name?) saga. The details of the fight surrounding the c-word and wine glass throwing are still dicey, as well as the timeline of when Victoria and Greg got together vs. when her and Johnny officially ended things. Will Victoria and Greg last as long as their tacky matching tattoos? Congrats to Kendall Long on her recent engagement.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 52m:36s)
Meg Thee Stallion is the first female rapper to cover the Forbes 30 Under 30 issue. EmRata and Pete Davidson kept us fed over Thanksgiving with pics from their date at the Knicks game. Elon is battling Apple now in the name of Twitter. Jonah Hill might legally change his name to just that… Jonah Hill. Vee went “Yikes!” to Balenciaga’s disgusting child abuse/porn promoting adjacent campaign, as well as Ye’s start to his presidential campaign. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Episode 241 | “Social Media Freak”
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Episode 241 | “Social Media Freak”
Si & Veronica are feeling thankful for episode 241! We only cover the first night of the BIP Finale due to scheduling conflicts, so make sure you come back next week for the second night and After the Final Rose. The final rose ceremony had the roses in the dudes’ hands and all the girls except one accepted… Kate turned down Logan and claimed he was projecting his insecurities on her and just looked very shallow until the bitter end. Jesse lets the couples know that they need to decide if they are ready for engagement, to leave the beach together to try to date, or to break up. The twins have an amicable and a weird breakup, respectively. Brittany, Tyler, Danielle, and Michael all decide to leave the beach to try their relationships in the real world. Genevieve and Aaron have another toxic, insecure fight and break up. Serene/Brandon and Victoria/Johnny are the final two couples heading into Fantasy Suites but will they both end up with their true fantasy? Rumors are swirling that Gabby might have the hots for Jersey Shore’s finest, Vinny, but it seems to be just rumors.
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Dolly Parton will be joining her goddaughter Miley for Miley’s New Years Eve Party this year. Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker may have conveniently broken up at the same time as Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde… Will Harry and Kendall give it another go? Ellen Pompeo is leaving Grey’s after 19 seasons. Vee went “Yikes!” to Elon Musk’s continual implosion of Twitter and to the prison sentences for the Chrisleys. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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