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Si & Veronica are off to the races for episode 214! Bachelor Nation is crossing over into Kardashian territory. Scott Disick was seen leaving a Miami nightclub with “mystery blonde woman” that is no mystery to fans of Nick Viall’s season… it was everyone’s fave nanny-having villain, Corinne. Definitely more age appropriate for Scott. Rumors are swirling around which Bach Nation fave might be dating “lesbian Jesus” in light of Hayley Kiyoko’s promos for her Bachelorette-themed music video. Her and Becca Tilley have been very close for years, so could this be them revealing something more? Insta story breadcrumbs have people questioning if Riley and Maurissa are trying to rekindle but it seems unlikely.
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Deep fake might be the new music video trend with Kendrick Lamar’s newest joint and something from Ye as well. The only fake that A$AP Rocky might be doing is a fake wedding in his latest music video. Post Malone is expecting a baby with his gf and is excited to be Post Daddy. Ray J revealed this past week something we all knew to be true about the sex tape being a business deal with Kris Jenner and Kim. Selling Sunset dropped some bombs with Chrishell’s relationship status and Heather might be dropkicking her husband’s ex-wife. Vee went “Yikes!” to the huge RICO Act indictment involving Young Thug and Gunna. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling glamorous for episode 213! Dale is going to be reappearing on the small screen for what is probably the first time since the Bachelorette with an extremely cheesy “straight to the far corners of streaming” rom com titled “Love, Game, Match”. The trailer practically spoils the whole movie, so will you be finding it when it comes out later this year? This past weekend is infamous in Bachelor Nation lore as it was Stagecoach. Blake Horstmann has had his redemption arc with a DJ set at the festival that included his “Love Is Blind” girlfriend.
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The Met Gala made news this past week for how many people did not understand the dress code and how the SCOTUS Roe v. Wade leak seemingly did. Blake Lively stunned as a co-chair and Kim K brought the controversy with Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Happy Birthday Mr. President” dress. Travis Scott is quietly making his way back to the stage with headlining Primavera Sound music festival. Our Laguna Beach fave couple is all grown up and ready to spill the tea in the new rewatch podcast, “Back to the Beach with Kristin and Stephen”. Drake knows it goes down in the DMs when it comes to dealing with some trolls. Vee went “Yikes!” to Olivia Wilde being served custody papers when on stage at CinemaCon. She also went “Yikes!” to Dave Chappelle’s recent attack when he was leaving the stage at a comedy festival. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling better for episode 212! Susie and Clayton have finally made it to Virginia (which is for lovers)! We talk at length about how Bach Nation contestants are circling back to the trend of having books like many “pre-influencer” contestants and leads did. With contracts ending, more and more contestants are taking to podcasts and IG Live to do AMAs on their experience on the franchise. Chelsea Vaughn from Matt James’ season saved her Live and spilled the tea on if she was in her feelings at all on BIP and how her and Rachael Kirkconnell stayed friends through her scandal.
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Last weekend concluded Coachella, which means your feeds shouldn’t be filled with girls in crochet bikinis in the desert anymore. Harry Styles brought out pal Lizzo for the second weekend set and Billie Eilish brought out her (and Vee’s) idol, Hayley Williams. Elon Musk officially has bought twitter for $44 million. CinemaCon revealed that Bad Bunny will star in a Spider-Man movie as El Muerto. It’s Barbie’s world and we are just living in it… or we will be when the movie drops next year as more sneak peeks of Margot Robbie in the titular role have been released. How will Greta Gerwig make America’s favorite doll her own? Kim Kardashian finally admitted to photoshopping True’s face over Stormi’s, which just goes to show the meticulous posting nature of the Kardashian-Jenners. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial as a whole, as well as to Mike Tyson being antagonized to the point of punching a fellow plane passenger. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are here for a good time not a long time for this shortie episode 211! This past weekend was the Influencer Olympics aka Revolve Festival and Coachella. Many Bach Nation couples and singles made their appearance at Coachella weekend 1 and several were on contract with Revolve Festival. Many influencers have remarked on the poor shuttle and fest conditions with Revolve so we shall see if the likes of Hannah G. still hawk their clothing after this week. Matt James took part in a very different competition this past week with his PR at the Boston Marathon.
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Besides all the influencers trying to bust a lewk, Coachella had some fun surprise guests on-stage with Harry Styles and Olivia O’Brien, respectively. The man who sold Mac Miller fentanyl-laced drugs that caused his accidental overdose will spend over a decade behind bars. Kid Cudi is sticking to his beef with Ye and clarified that his song on Pusha T’s upcoming album is the last song he will be on with Ye and was made prior to the dissolution of their friendship. Kendrick Lamar is making a comeback with his new album dropping May 13. Elon Musk has jumped from buying shares in Twitter to now trying to buy the whole thing. Vee went “Yikes!” to A$AP Rocky doing everything in his power to make Rihanna look bad with cheating rumors and then being arrested for being linked to a shooting that took place last fall. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are having all the milkshakes brought to their yard with SPECIAL GUEST Kelly Johns for episode 210! Kelly and her husband, Bryan, recounted their night at Bachelor Live On-Stage in which Kelly was actually live and on-stage competing for Rodney’s “love”! She brought the ~scandal~ by admitting that she is indeed married, but won the crowd and Rodney over with her impeccable lip syncing and dance moves. Kelly has some thoughts on the clout chasing Shasha of Clayton cheating scandal fame and she was also only 20 feet away from Tia Booth’s engagement! But, will Bryan become a Bachelor fan now that he’s made his debut on a Bachelor podcast and was adjacent to a star at the live show?
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Lots of news in pop culture love and loss this week. First for the lovebirds… Avril Lavigne and Mod Sun and then Bennifer celebrated equally cheesy engagements. This isn’t the first rodeo for either bride-to-be. Ali Wong and her husband Justin Hakuta are splitting up after 8 years of marriage. Did her most recent special take it too far? First comes the end of a conservatorship, next comes a baby in a baby carriage for Britney Spears! RIP to Gilbert Gottfried. Vee went “Yikes!” to what has been called an “honest mistake” by Nickelodeon with them not inviting JoJo Siwa (who was nominated) to the Kids’ Choice Awards. Is it because she’s been more outspoken on her LGBTQ identity? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are getting steamy (well the subjects of the show are) for episode 209! Kristin Cavallari made a good choice in casting Tyler Cameron for her clothing photoshoot… and potentially she casted him as her next boo. Blake (or as we call him, Balockaye) Horstmann and Giannina from Love Is Blind season 1 have made their relationship IG official. People are already having hushed convos about if they go to the beaches of Mexico and who they would want to see there. Teddi and Andrew might be a match made in Paradise… if they make it there.
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The Slap ™ that we can’t escape will hopefully die down now that Will Smith has resigned from the Academy and they are doing a deeper dive into sanctions moving forward. The Grammys were held this past weekend and Olivia Rodrigo was the darling with her three wins. In other music news, our favorite white boys, Jack Harlow and Harry Styles, have us salivating over their new music, even when it is just a snippet! If you loved the Marcel the Shell shorts from YouTube, then you will swoon over the trailer that dropped for the A24 full-length film about our favorite talking shell. Kravis had their own Vegas wedding after the Grammys, but for Kris’s cut’s sake, it doesn’t seem to be legitimate. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez continuing to breach the protective order surrounding his case with Megan Thee Stallion by keeping her name in his mouth and tweets. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are buried under Will Smith/Chris Rock think pieces for episode 208! In Bachelor Nation news, Gabby and Rachel’s season has started filming and their first night didn’t end until 7 a.m. the next day! Catsuit Connor is denying the rumors that he might be crashing season 19. Anna Redman and Chris Bukowski hard-launched their relationship this past week. Andi Dorfman finally found her true love with an engagement to longtime bf Blaine Hart. Tayshia seems to be moving on and up from Bachelor Nation.
The “Yikes!” was more than just Vee’s this week as we took a dive into the biggest news out of the Oscars… Will Smith slapping Chris Rock whilst he was riffing and presenting an award. Would you want your partner to stand up for you in that kind of way? Should there be consequences for either party?
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The music community has been hanging their head this week in light of Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters passing. Not only did this news shake up Miley Cyrus (as she’s been on a similar tour path as the Foo Fighters in South America), but her plane got struck by lightning! The creator of the GIF also died this past week. Doja Cat had to walk back some “quitting” tweets from last week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica don’t know what to do with themselves with the extra four hours of their week for episode 207! We won’t have any Bachelor franchise episodes until after the 4th of July, so we took a peek at the potential suitors for Gabby and Rachel. No one is sticking out just yet but who is to say after some more IG sleuthing.. The logistics for this double lead situation still feel messy and seemingly unfair to the women. Kaitlyn Bristowe is sad that she won’t be back to help guide the girls as Jesse is the host for the upcoming season. Speaking of hosts, Michelle Young is the official co-host of the Bachelor Happy Hour podcast with Becca Kufrin. Colton is backing down from having a TV wedding and wants this part of his ~journey~ to be private.
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Ye lost access to his IG for a day and also lost his performance slot for the Grammys. Will there be an anti-Grammy’s concert held the same night with him and Drake? When gas prices are their highest, the Gasolina king himself, Daddy Yankee, announced he will be retiring from music after his next album and tour. The internet is trying to take credit for bullying Kylie and Travis out of naming their son Wolf. Netflix will be coming out with a new Addams family spin-off about Wednesday that will have Christina Ricci in the cast… but not as the titular character at any age. Harry Styles will be making his House our home with his new album “Harry’s House” coming May 20. Vee went “Yikes!” to the shitstorm that is Disney PR this week as they deal with racist high school dance teams in their parades, not saying Gay enough, and fumbling some Oscars tickets. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica aren’t as shocked as they thought they would be (but still going through it) for episode 206! In another week of 4 hours of Bachelor episodes, it still isn’t enough time for Clayton to show some more empathy for what he is about to put these women through. He convinces Gabby and Rachel to stay after telling him that he slept with and is in love with both of them (and Susie), all to just do a group breakup. Susie makes history as she turns down Clayton’s all or nothing final rose. But all to just end up with him in the ~real world~ without those meddling producers. We will be getting some co-bachelorettes with Gabby and Rachel, but it seems like the logistics for that haven’t been exactly figured out yet. We’re just happy that means more screen time for Grandpa John and Big Papa Tony.
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Bella Hadid finally ‘fesses up to having a nose job and “wishes she didn’t get it done.” Sure, Jan. Elon Musk and Grimes have been hiding a second weirdly named child from us since December. Tom Brady’s retirement lasted about as long as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage. Speaking of Kim, her and Pete made things IG official this past week and Pete already has MULTIPLE tattoos (and a full on BRANDING) in honor of Kim. They are really pushing the promo of their new “The Kardashians” show on Hulu with Kravis’ potential tries for a baby. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continuation of the Kim, Kanye, and Pete drama. But this time Pete has some receipts! Also there was a baby “yikes” to the aforementioned billionaire reality star saying the key to success is “just getting off your ass and working… people don’t want to work anymore.” Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are emotionally exhausted for episode 205! We had four (4) hours of screaming women, Clayton being a crybaby, and Jesse Palmer seeming more attractive. The Women Tell All made all the women look like screeching banshees as they fought for their flights to Paradise. The most we got from it is that ruching in dresses is back in a big way. Clayton and his final three women made their way to Iceland where Clayton tried to copy and paste his “falling in love” speech on all three women… Until Susie attempted to set a boundary. How broken will Clayton be next week after getting roasted by his parents and potential suitors? Will he even propose to anyone?
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Pete Davidson may take one giant leap away from Kanye’s chaos with a space flight with Bezos. Michael Cera is a dad! Pamela Anderson is making sure her full story is going to be told on Netflix with a documentary. Shailene and Aaron Rodgers may be trying to work it out… right as he is in the process of signing a huge deal with the Packers. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Atlanta Police detaining Ryan Coogler, director of “Black Panther,” for trying to “rob” his own account aka withdraw money. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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