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Si & Veronica are feeling numb for episode 219! Two big breakups with former Bachelorettes this week. First, Michelle and Nayte shared they will be going their separate ways… but will they be able to keep the house money they were gifted or does it go back to ABC like their ring will go back to Neil Lane. Then, Katie Thurston and John Hersey also shared very different IG story statements on them being split. In happier news, Tia and her fiance, Taylor Mock, are expecting a baby! Tayshia’s ex, Zac Clark, came to her rescue when some haters were trying to troll her for bikini pics. Let our girl live!! Nick Viall confirmed what some cruise tracking sites already been knew… the Bachelorettes will be spending part of their season on a cruise ship. Will it give luxury or Suite Life: On Deck?
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Drake tried his hand at a house music album in honor of Virgil Abloh… but Beyonce might’ve out done him with the release of her new single featuring Queen of Bounce, Big Freedia. It doesn’t help that Drake featured cheating king, Tristan Thompson, in his newest video. HBO wants more Jon Snow and is in development for a spin-off around him. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are split on how they view their 18-year-old daughter Sami starting an OnlyFans. Vee went “Yikes!” and got an irreversible ick for Jack Harlow posting a TikTok of him whining a cringy new Drake lyric. Contextually cute no more! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are piggybacking left and right for ep. 218! Bachelor Nation has some new couples with folks outside of the franchise. Ivan Hall reconnected with his old college boo and Dale Moss is with interior design influencer Galey Alix. Bachelor in Paradise is officially filming and people spotted an infamous cast member making her way back to the beach… Lace! Will love work out for her this time? The cast of guys for Rachel and Gabby have been released and only time will tell who will be the villain, the next bachelor, and the hottie!
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Britney Spears is officially married AND secured a prenup. Sad news for the couple, but good news for these co-hosts who are ready to be shoulders to cry on for Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey as they have split after a little over a year. Was their relationship all real, though? Julia Garner has been offered the coveted starring role in the Madonna biopic (someone please tell us how to pronounce that word). Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome that is leaving half his face paralyzed. In celebration of Pride month, Rebel Wilson came out AND went IG official with her gf. Vee went “Yikes!” to the ever evolving conversation around slurs and offensive language with Lizzo’s “spaz” lyric falling prey to a rewrite after controversy. Vee also went “Yikes!” to the continued uproar over Marilyn’s dress being worn by Kim K now that photos reveal that there was some damage. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are in these streets for episode 217! Becca Kufrin really did the damn thing and took her proposal into her own hands… literally. She proposed to Thomas and hopefully the third time's really the charm! As we anxiously await to see who will step on the beach, rumors are swirling around some controversial male cast members. Greg Grippo has unfollowed his supposed French model gf, Blake Moynes is opposed to showing up fashionably late, and Pilot Pete is being promoted as a good choice by his Bach Nation buddies. Michelle was seen without her ring but her and Nayte are doing fine… but something she is leaving is the teaching world.
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After some excruciating weeks of trials, the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp case reached a verdict with the jury siding with Johnny. Justin Timberblake made over $100 million by selling his entire music catalog. Is it worth more than that though? Drake is Haim’s biggest fan… and potential collaborator? RIP to Ray Liotta. Congrats to Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff for having the least cringy engagement announcement! Vee went “Yikes!” to the leaked stills from an upcoming Winnie The Pooh horror film. “Oh bother” is right! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are dealing with medium rare beef and glizzies galore for episode 216! We got a kind of corny new trailer for Rachel and Gabby’s season that included Mean Girls references. Do you think having two Bachelorettes is too much? Australian Bachelor said “Hold my beer” and will have a season of not one, not two, but THREE Bachelor leads. Corinne hinted that she will be coming back to reality TV sooner rather than later, but does that mean she might be hitting the beach in Mexico? Some beef is brewing between Blake Hortsmann and Natasha Parker after he made some comments about the conflict of interest of having hosts of Bachelor Nation network podcasts on the BIP beach and getting “pity roses.” Should they not allow folks who are already on the Bachelor payroll to come to Paradise?
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Rihanna and A$AP welcomed a baby boy this past week and might be making moves to Barbados. Kravis had their third wedding in Portofino, Italy and it was sponsored by Dolce & Gabbana. MTV is bringing the “Shore” to landlocked Atlanta with their new spin-off based in Buckhead set for release next year. After jumping the shark about four seasons ago, Riverdale will finally be kaput. SNL lost some big names with this season’s finale and we will have to see how the newer cast members will fill the shoes of Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Pete Davidson. In the world of unfollows and avoidant behavior, Migos might be heading for a breakup. Vee went “Yikes!” to Halsey not being able to release a single unless the audio went viral on TikTok first. Is TikTok officially the new radio and music success marker? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are back to the Future Bachelor for episode 215! Paradise will be coming back this fall when we are missing the sweet sunshine. Jesse Palmer will be the host and Wells Adams will be back as the bartender/therapist. Tayshia is out here trying to have a hot girl summer but everyone is shipping her with former contestants, like Dale Moss, or fellow reality stars, like Austen Kroll of Southern Charm. Mari is back on the pageant circuit but is also talking about the stigma surrounding pageants. Bachelor Nation royalty JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers finally tied the knot this past week with some star-studded guests.
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It was a big week for reality star weddings with Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules, Hannah Berner of Summer House, and Kravis all getting married. Sports Illustrated is back with its illustrious Swimsuit Issue and the cover stars don’t disappoint. Kim Kardashian, Maye Musk (Elon’s mom), Yumi Nu, and Ciara will grace the covers this year. In sad news, Britney Spears and her fiance Sam suffered a miscarriage this past week. The BBMAs were this past weekend with Drake, Olivia Rodrigo, BTS, and Doja Cat racking up the awards. Vee went “Yikes!” to Megan Thee Stallion’s off-the-wall “date,” Cara Delevingne and her many strange faces and behaviors. We are guessing that Cara had more in her system than just good vibes… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are off to the races for episode 214! Bachelor Nation is crossing over into Kardashian territory. Scott Disick was seen leaving a Miami nightclub with “mystery blonde woman” that is no mystery to fans of Nick Viall’s season… it was everyone’s fave nanny-having villain, Corinne. Definitely more age appropriate for Scott. Rumors are swirling around which Bach Nation fave might be dating “lesbian Jesus” in light of Hayley Kiyoko’s promos for her Bachelorette-themed music video. Her and Becca Tilley have been very close for years, so could this be them revealing something more? Insta story breadcrumbs have people questioning if Riley and Maurissa are trying to rekindle but it seems unlikely.
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Deep fake might be the new music video trend with Kendrick Lamar’s newest joint and something from Ye as well. The only fake that A$AP Rocky might be doing is a fake wedding in his latest music video. Post Malone is expecting a baby with his gf and is excited to be Post Daddy. Ray J revealed this past week something we all knew to be true about the sex tape being a business deal with Kris Jenner and Kim. Selling Sunset dropped some bombs with Chrishell’s relationship status and Heather might be dropkicking her husband’s ex-wife. Vee went “Yikes!” to the huge RICO Act indictment involving Young Thug and Gunna. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling glamorous for episode 213! Dale is going to be reappearing on the small screen for what is probably the first time since the Bachelorette with an extremely cheesy “straight to the far corners of streaming” rom com titled “Love, Game, Match”. The trailer practically spoils the whole movie, so will you be finding it when it comes out later this year? This past weekend is infamous in Bachelor Nation lore as it was Stagecoach. Blake Horstmann has had his redemption arc with a DJ set at the festival that included his “Love Is Blind” girlfriend.
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The Met Gala made news this past week for how many people did not understand the dress code and how the SCOTUS Roe v. Wade leak seemingly did. Blake Lively stunned as a co-chair and Kim K brought the controversy with Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Happy Birthday Mr. President” dress. Travis Scott is quietly making his way back to the stage with headlining Primavera Sound music festival. Our Laguna Beach fave couple is all grown up and ready to spill the tea in the new rewatch podcast, “Back to the Beach with Kristin and Stephen”. Drake knows it goes down in the DMs when it comes to dealing with some trolls. Vee went “Yikes!” to Olivia Wilde being served custody papers when on stage at CinemaCon. She also went “Yikes!” to Dave Chappelle’s recent attack when he was leaving the stage at a comedy festival. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are feeling better for episode 212! Susie and Clayton have finally made it to Virginia (which is for lovers)! We talk at length about how Bach Nation contestants are circling back to the trend of having books like many “pre-influencer” contestants and leads did. With contracts ending, more and more contestants are taking to podcasts and IG Live to do AMAs on their experience on the franchise. Chelsea Vaughn from Matt James’ season saved her Live and spilled the tea on if she was in her feelings at all on BIP and how her and Rachael Kirkconnell stayed friends through her scandal.
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Last weekend concluded Coachella, which means your feeds shouldn’t be filled with girls in crochet bikinis in the desert anymore. Harry Styles brought out pal Lizzo for the second weekend set and Billie Eilish brought out her (and Vee’s) idol, Hayley Williams. Elon Musk officially has bought twitter for $44 million. CinemaCon revealed that Bad Bunny will star in a Spider-Man movie as El Muerto. It’s Barbie’s world and we are just living in it… or we will be when the movie drops next year as more sneak peeks of Margot Robbie in the titular role have been released. How will Greta Gerwig make America’s favorite doll her own? Kim Kardashian finally admitted to photoshopping True’s face over Stormi’s, which just goes to show the meticulous posting nature of the Kardashian-Jenners. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial as a whole, as well as to Mike Tyson being antagonized to the point of punching a fellow plane passenger. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are here for a good time not a long time for this shortie episode 211! This past weekend was the Influencer Olympics aka Revolve Festival and Coachella. Many Bach Nation couples and singles made their appearance at Coachella weekend 1 and several were on contract with Revolve Festival. Many influencers have remarked on the poor shuttle and fest conditions with Revolve so we shall see if the likes of Hannah G. still hawk their clothing after this week. Matt James took part in a very different competition this past week with his PR at the Boston Marathon.
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Besides all the influencers trying to bust a lewk, Coachella had some fun surprise guests on-stage with Harry Styles and Olivia O’Brien, respectively. The man who sold Mac Miller fentanyl-laced drugs that caused his accidental overdose will spend over a decade behind bars. Kid Cudi is sticking to his beef with Ye and clarified that his song on Pusha T’s upcoming album is the last song he will be on with Ye and was made prior to the dissolution of their friendship. Kendrick Lamar is making a comeback with his new album dropping May 13. Elon Musk has jumped from buying shares in Twitter to now trying to buy the whole thing. Vee went “Yikes!” to A$AP Rocky doing everything in his power to make Rihanna look bad with cheating rumors and then being arrested for being linked to a shooting that took place last fall. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Si & Veronica are having all the milkshakes brought to their yard with SPECIAL GUEST Kelly Johns for episode 210! Kelly and her husband, Bryan, recounted their night at Bachelor Live On-Stage in which Kelly was actually live and on-stage competing for Rodney’s “love”! She brought the ~scandal~ by admitting that she is indeed married, but won the crowd and Rodney over with her impeccable lip syncing and dance moves. Kelly has some thoughts on the clout chasing Shasha of Clayton cheating scandal fame and she was also only 20 feet away from Tia Booth’s engagement! But, will Bryan become a Bachelor fan now that he’s made his debut on a Bachelor podcast and was adjacent to a star at the live show?
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Lots of news in pop culture love and loss this week. First for the lovebirds… Avril Lavigne and Mod Sun and then Bennifer celebrated equally cheesy engagements. This isn’t the first rodeo for either bride-to-be. Ali Wong and her husband Justin Hakuta are splitting up after 8 years of marriage. Did her most recent special take it too far? First comes the end of a conservatorship, next comes a baby in a baby carriage for Britney Spears! RIP to Gilbert Gottfried. Vee went “Yikes!” to what has been called an “honest mistake” by Nickelodeon with them not inviting JoJo Siwa (who was nominated) to the Kids’ Choice Awards. Is it because she’s been more outspoken on her LGBTQ identity? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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